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By fatman
#694999
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By fishskibum
#695025
woke up
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rest of the crew rolled out lumpy and I hit the water
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sallied up a few
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stucks sum white guys
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watched some others stick pigs
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stuck a rapala mouther
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poundkeyaintafraidofbrownfliesfishorpark
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bucked camp and headed home
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worked a couple days
well one of us works
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By fishskibum
#695056
cranked out a couple long days fore my attendance at a steamboat greenies riverfolk rendezvous of purveyors of rotomolded fishing crafts
with the float and be happy tagline was required
seeing as I posess the oldest boat with the most miles on it
showed up early on hump day to secure our spot
threw the boat in at lonetree for a quick lap down to pipeline
came into the 1st fast water bend and got the eat I was lookin for a mile or so downriver and a few spin to wins put er in the boat
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and well yeah they didn't call the rendezvous
dinkfest
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stuck a few more and the god and I hiked our shuttle back
dsfk
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went back and set camp
poundkeyslackertansmatter
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friends showed up
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brought the lutz
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caddis joined the party
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I try and make it a point to fish with the cat who stood by my side back when the doing of the thing involved the I dos of matrimony
hit the sack and left the party globe light on for him
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and for a poundkeyentomologicalexperiment
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rolled out early and were at the little hole by 8
lit em up pretty goods again
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lack of float will bring the unhappy
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wouda missed Bullwinkle ifin the god in the back didn't woof em
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stuck a few mur below redcreek and into camp
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By fishskibum
#695124
[quote=blumpkin post_id=694702 time=1563237480 user_id=4303]
Your story telling has advanced exponentially, and you were already amazing.

The way you tie it in with pics is seriously art.

Lando is a visionary in telling winners from losers in fly fishing.
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I don't know about the visionary thing but he aint heavy hes my brother

and I guess that makes joses my dad too

I blame him for the poopfish addiction

sometimes i wish i was better at it or cared more

i try and just keep the camera close and remember to use it often cause my catch to crap ratio = not great

but try to not let it control the doing of the thing

and find my reward in the doing not the documenting

or find the balance

funny thing for me is i had no plans of moving west to be a hudge flyfisherman and i was still dunkin marshmellow floating worm rigs my first season here

it just kinda worked out that way and i think it was over once i bought that 1st drifty

one of these days im gonna try and shoot some video

you know like a movie


YouTube link

well if i gots to watch fish eat flies or river miles pass by and climb mountains and make pow turns at the end in a recurring eternally forevers ill be doin it with a smile

of good instances happening

with various black and white newfy gods by my side


[report]so ran shuttles and rolled back to the rendezous

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smoker smoked up fixins

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god made friends

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pops and his fishin squeeze showed up

wanted to float downriver with the flotilla of fun

but they made me go back upstream

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got em but nowhere near as good as the day before

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threw his gf in the front of the hog and after a few blown eats

she puts her ist one in the nets

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i remember my 1st rio verde fish

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By fishskibum
#695581
whats goin on?
where was I?
well yeah
last i remember i was @ #hogfest
with the
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#riverfolk
endoured a utarded gully washer
my bro wasnt real stoked bout the waving of the rod in the lightin
but well yeah that would cover the fittin climax part of the mojo cosmic equation
and them fucker kept foam chompins
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rolled back ran shuttles and hit party central
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ducked out to swing a couple up
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poundkeyitswhattheydo
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learnt a a highspeedlowdrag spud tricks from the b11futurefrycookschool
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#smokertender
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pretty sure there were rockets red glares and bombs in the air along with bottle rocket wars on the bridge
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which aint really the god or i's thing but yeah i was a teenager once and bottle rocket wars were our thing
shit i members flaming polish cannon stuffs
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got up and out early
said goodbye to new friends
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threw in on what looked to be a short window of prime opportunity
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goods thing is ya dont need a big window just 1 happy cruising pooper and puttin sumthin he might eat where it needs to be
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skadaddled as the white caps showed up and headed home
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special place it is and powell nailed it
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By fishskibum
#695582
[report]drove over a bridge to me home waters on the way to gits luau baked

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left me phone on the bottom of the shoshone and lando lou and jose in the cfoy and the land that i guess tim wade created nutured to fruation and saved from heathen those who row upstream and trespass against and headed north

God and I woke up in a overpriced best western in a bozone daze

good things there was guidance on the wall

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stopped in and saw the Ro Bros

picked up a new ride for me hog

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gits me sums 14" spinnin poopfish rims and ill be stylin

chick wasted way to much time trying to get me to trade in 17 years of hog mojo and the last4 days of hammerin it into rocks and shizz that would not bring the happy if i had a nice new fiberglass chines to worry bout

dipped paws into claasic western waters at several opurtunities

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watched sum sports get guided into dinks coincidentally wearing chest waders in the god days of aug

thought about helping out with safety briefings

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made er to

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did conduct safety briefings

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in addition to bridges and public access to their water for all recrationists

they gots medicine shops where you can score an oz a day worth with a pateint card

MTFTW

fueld up

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ended ups

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locals are an odd lot

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#robroprotip

them 2x rollers send er off the trailer with a bit of oomf and well makin the fish po po chuckles as your ass almost takes one of them outlaw jose wales mo boat rides never hurts

and got our floats and be happy on

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managed to put a few in the nets

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[IMG]https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y195/skifishbum/fish%20stoke%2018/DSCN5348%202_zpsrfbcnm1y.jpg[/IMG]but truth be tolds i was just so stoked to be finally floating waters of undaunted courages

capt meriweather and his crew including the goofy newfy didnt bother floating shit that wasnt cool

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bit fuckin mossy

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well yeah reverend approved holy water cheers

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pulled out

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rolled back to camp ate well

donated some mur spare braincells we werent needin here

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awoke early

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im not gonna poundkeyit bfastochamps michealphelps wokenboke

but yeah more coffee please

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threw in up top

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way mur peeps and i guess you can reserve braids and expect other boats to realize your resting yur beat

or sumthin stupid like that

yeah right

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pulled out ran shuttles bucked camp said goodbyes and thanks for sharing your home waters to a friend

and pounded out craiglandia to the slc

fucker made me stop to add another dip my puppy paws into classic western waters bucket list thing

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rolled in
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By fishskibum
#695982
so spent a few days at work and in the company of the better 1/2 fore she split to float 9 days on the Colorado on a grand adventure
mixed feelings on passing on this bucket list op
but I don't do bucket boats
nor dig 8 mile hikes to the put in
nor want to not row the grand
nor eat black olives for dinner every night
nor not want a knife on my pfd
not to mention having someone else make decisions all day for me
or the extended luau trip complete with new galvy tailer and enuffs safety stuffs to stone a rainbow gathering, price tag
turns out it was both stunning and frustrating as there was sposed to be a swim test to determine who could ducky or sup what when
that never happened and head guides would determine that based on her mood at the time
and well erring on the side of caution is always my thing its not a bad thing
I will give her props for 99 gc trips, that's a shitload of oar strokes in serious water
the title9 spansered brand ambassdor athlete and social media influencer with gazillion followers
well color me black and white furkid as unimpressed with that narrcissitic needs deeds
and the fact that the 80 yo couple floated the whole thing for the 4th time gives me hope ill git another shot yet
she had a great trip and im in awe of the pics
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the furkid and I fished a bit while she was gone
scored
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sum tug drugs from the basses
excercised a few poopers
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harvested the garden and did god days o summer stuffs
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threw the rubber in on a local waterway
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didn't exercise any poopers
id committed to rowing the annual TU one fly comp back in april so I spent a better part of a day cleaning the hog and putting a seat in my furry copirates spot and pounded out another 3 1/2 hour on the road to the home waters
turns out the email ya sent me with the rules was sposed to be a dear john we don't need your help
weve goobered up this event to the point of very few teams wanting to be involved any more
or sumthins like that
the old man tried to git me to take his spot throwing but im not really into competion nor quantification of a lifestyle thing
not to mention I aint gots no spare wongas to tips the guide
and hows bout I go pour a 2x rum and coke from the open bar into my roadie cup and crank out 2 more hours on the road and I go enjoy myself with my crew wyo way not worry about whos gonna watch the god or if the 1 fly im limited to is even gonna gits eaten
rolled into camp in the dark with a whats goin on
I hopes you fuckers wernt planning on sleepin in tomarrow
had fishes with worms on the water fore the suns
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who likes to go fishins
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found sum playas
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floated thru a bovine hatch
stuck a few mur slutties
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this latest ones not really oc crazy bout swimmins which aint the way of the newf but hes figurin it out
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they swung a couple nice fish up from camp that eve
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and well they rarely limit out on the buzz catching
By fishskibum
#696462
got the lumpy out and early the next morn
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puts on the foam and operation fuck sum fish in the face commenced
ya knows the uploader aint putting these in the right order :bullshit
so we sticks a few and roll back into camp
im sures operation daydrink was in full effect
I was waiting for the old man to come up from dj after gittin skunked again in the one fly comp
so I ran lumpy and wormfishers shuttle
I should let him tell the tale cause I wasn't there
but yes there may have been a bit of fragile sparkle rainbow powerbait encrusted fragile spillway riparian vegetations traveled upon we did offer to let them lauch first
and I missed any comments on anyones use of any social media
but basically they launched commenced with the days operations game plans and bro and his homely better 1/2 chased them down threatening to pull them over and administer a riverside beat down on them in defense of his ladys honor and hes been coming there before there was a fuckin damn and the salt lake lickers are fuckin this place up yada yada yada
im bummed I missed it
not sure if I woulda unleashed 120 lbs of goofy newfy friendly ness upon him
busted out the fish chubbler and offered to smoke the pipes of peace or stripped down all hulk Hogan macho man savages on him
funniest part he knew the god and I were with that crew and when he pulled out complete with utarded plates and multiple bobber rigs and was couduial I laughed out loud cause I gotton the drunk dial lowdown already
please fuckin replace my avatar too as the fixin of what didn't needs seems to haz goobered that too
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By fishskibum
#696472
am I the only one that now sees a bunch of broken photofuckit links in the older posts?
most of the youtubes aren't embedded anymore and the
report in parethieses aint doin shit no more
Yo peaches by any chance can you unfuck or at least return the long ass tr bouts a bum and his goofy newfy's piscatorial pursuits to the state it was before ya ummm fixed shit?
or tell me its on my unskilled e-end?
if you could go back to page 7 and at least clean up the last goods ole gods tribute page
it would mean a lot to me as the Kessler god did
if ya cant don't worry bouts it
"I find I have had my reward in the doing of the thing" as the buzz man said
and sharings such has brought me sums damn fine irl friends
so its okay to suk on the e- intertubez if you attempt to get it right irl
so on river fisticuffs were avoided the crew caught a few
fww pics
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stuck fish
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dids consumptions of holyhighlifes stuffs
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and
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the hr puppystuffs god made new friends instead of angry enemies
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cheers from the cowboy troots states
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fuckos of drakian flavors
By Lumpy2
#696727
Good year SFB. Thanks for all you do for us on the floats and camp trips. I better lose a shitload of fat this winter cause the look jus' keeps getting worse from the rowers seat!

Edit-boat is going up to IF to get bottom, chines, and anything else it needs to roll another 15 years. That should do it for my fishing career.
By hewhofisheswithworms
#696799
Lumpy2 wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:29 pm Good year SFB. Thanks for all you do for us on the floats and camp trips. I better lose a shitload of fat this winter cause the look jus' keeps getting worse from the rowers seat!

Edit-boat is going up to IF to get bottom, chines, and anything else it needs to roll another 15 years. That should do it for my fishing career.
Same, and fuck that, we got another 30 at least.
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