[rampant]

I have realized that at my age now I cannot function very well on 2 hours sleep after drinking whiskey and smoking cigars until 2 in the morning and then getting up for an early morning flight; I made the flight but sitting in a chair designed for a child on a 4 hour flight does wonders for my tolerance for fools.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

https://www.zennioptical.com/b/u6.95-glasses

there's no pleasing some... even at this special time of year.

and don't forget... your[sic] all special.

[Average Joe]

Lando recently started a group text between him, me, and Hagen.

Tonight Hagen sent us midget porn.

Not surprising if you know Hagen.

I was visiting my folks at the time, and the Old Man said, “What are you laughing about?”

I showed him the image, and with a serious look on his face he said, “Well, I gotta give her credit. It’s not easy finding work when you’re born that way. It’s not like they’re re-making the Wizard of Oz every other fucking month. And even if they were, I doubt she could get away with that shit in a kids’ movie. Now go and make me another drink.”

[Lando]

Hagen and a midget hooker will have be able to fit in the back of Joe's new truck........this is a non-negotiable with the salesman. And if I were Joe, I would have them do two or three layers of Scotch Guard on the seats.....

[mitch aka 2 fish]

confession: I didn't smoke any weed yesterday and I have loads.

relates: I jrink too much.

elates: but I'm still rich.

lates: or is it dick?

sate: perhaps I'm still dick.

[Average Joe]

You can be drunk, rich, high, and a dick all at the same time.

Be all that you can be.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

[Lando]

You can be drunk, rich, high, and a dick all at the same time.

Be all that you can be.

Hagen?

[mitch aka 2 fish]

confession: yesterday I was called an inbred by a girl who comes from a country where they marry their first cousins.

relates: invasion day rally in pertharoo.

elates: let's see... they covered changing of the australia day date, the de-colonisation, climate change and gender. jfc.

lates: I changed the date today.

sate: just like I said I would.

Racist shit deleted by Jed

[mitch aka 2 fish]

https://snookerspex.com/

confession: mitch will soon have the aides... the fucking loser.

relates:

elates: I'm down here, you blind cunt.

[fatman]

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[mitch aka 2 fish]

I'll pay that.