[mitch aka 2 fish]

relates: roof renos.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

$160 trainers for the eldest btice.


either cut down on beer or the kids new gear
it's a big decision in a town called malice, matt(e)

[mitch aka 2 fish]

"I'm a bit ocd."
'oh yeah, she's like totally ocd.'

obsessive compulsive disorder:
this season's new excuse for being an absolute cunting pain in the ass.

and then, just two minutes after they'd left... they'd returned...

"sorry, I'm a bit of a visual person."
'yeah, sorry. she just wants (see: needs) to see exactly where they'll be...'

no, two sugars.
you need to be off-site. you cannot read a plan and you should not be here.
you're a fucking imbecile. for example... you're wearing what appears to be slippers.
see that machine there?
yeah... well he cannot see you. be mindful.
look, the only reason you're here is because the bird before you didn't have bigger tits.
and if it were up to me you'd either be shot... or short of spare lead, be marched straight into the ocean.

personally, I liked you lot better when you were waving banners and being trampled by fucking horses.

but there's certain things you shouldn't say to clients.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

searching an 'on demand' channel to watch a fucking football match and the cunts tell you the score in the fucking description.

this is why all stupid people should be fucking murdered.
pop pop pop pop pop pop.
all in a twatting ditch.

mtice's famous cunthead lasagne.

[Heero[CntRmbrPwd]]

Drones. I despise the things.

Despite my hate, I bought one to try to help me with something (that doesn’t involve filming or photography like most of the assholes).

I crashed it the second time flying it.

They replaced it.

Things went well for about a week and a half.

I just watched it again fall from the sky.

Never again. Any benefits I may have seen isn’t worth this headache in addition to my being another asshole with a drone.

[-G-]

Drones. I despise the things.

Despite my hate, I bought one to try to help me with something (that doesn’t involve filming or photography like most of the assholes).

I crashed it the second time flying it.

They replaced it.

Things went well for about a week and a half.

I just watched it again fall from the sky.

Never again. Any benefits I may have seen isn’t worth this headache in addition to my being another asshole with a drone.

I am pleased and shouldn’t be surprised that more people who hate those things with a firery passion reside here.

[Kfoxwyo]

Drones, shotgun fodder. Fuckers.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

they crippled and then conquered engerland air space.
much like they did with paper airplanes back during the troubles. or as the locals called it... 'lil bit problis'.

[upthepoudre]

When there's a rod vault hatch on your local.

[stillsteamin]

When there's a rod vault hatch on your local.

Ugh.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

our local.

topical: eating a box of currants only to find out half-way that one, they're off by two years; and two, full of moth larvae... like worms, dude.

straya, mate.
come live in the bush inside your cunting house, hey.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

christchurch/canterbury crusaders changing their name as to the general public not having to re-live the horrors of the christian crusades.

bros,
just change the city's name to muhammedmosques and cut all ties with the commonwealth.
that'll show us you're serious in your omfg. that will fix everything.
knock down some churches and statues as well.

what a bunch of cunts.

'australian, brenton tarrant...'

yes. we know he's australian. cheers, mate.
but those weren't australian guns.