Things That PISS Me Off!

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:23 pm

cantfishforshit. wrote:And you continue to shat in the floor to this day.
'on the floor'.
I'm not that good.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Hogleg » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:39 pm

austrotard wrote:
cantfishforshit. wrote:And you continue to shat in the floor to this day.
'on the floor'.
I'm not that good.
Only Charles can shat in the floor.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by RFA » Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:36 pm

In 'Murica, that shit is a confined space...according to the safety guy at work.
good.

in austria a 6' concrete enforced hole in the middle of a fucking paddock is not.
but it's dumb asses like you that keep pushing my wage higher. we'll call it the d-wayne factor here.
you know, for the idiotic things that happen throughout the contract.

and raffa, you're a fucking janitor. perhaps 'king janitor' but a janitor nonetheless.
by the by, whatever happened with those mexican recruitment drives?

wow. you think I'd be happier on my day off.

confession: when I was about 10yrs old I was suspended from school for pushing kids into the urinals as they pissed.
who grassed me up? the fucking janitor.

relates: so I shat on the floor until graduation.
There is a lot of pent up aggression in this post, mate. Never, in my life, have I been a janitor. Not that there is anything Wonga with Janitors. Some of my best employees are janitors. Smiles on their faces, despite what they are dealing with, day to day.

By the by, Confined space has absolutely nothing to do with what is above you. I stopped work when I saw my landscaping contractor shoulder deep in a hole, digging out a busted main line(irrigation)....dirt walls can collapse...thus the requirement.

Will they? Probably not....but deal with two mates buried under 5 feet of sod and you will follow the requirements. Fucking soddy amateur.

Remind me never to (mail you a packie) rent from one of your structures.

I guess this is why I walk down the hallways at my work and people say hi to me every 3 feet. I'm like Dan fucking Akroyd in Trading Places, mate.

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by austrotard » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:35 pm

RFA wrote:

a 6' concrete enforced hole
I stopped work when I saw my landscaping contractor shoulder deep in a hole, digging out a busted main line(irrigation)....dirt walls can collapse...thus the requirement.


look up angle of repose, janitor.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Bear River Boomer » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:05 am

Fuck you Dish Network!

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by RFA » Sun Feb 09, 2014 4:30 pm

These stupid ass new six (and four) pack holders. Whoever thought up this fucking albatross deserves to drink the shaken up beer that results from forcing them out of the vice grip hold they have forever.


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The fucking things hold and hold, causing you to pull with both hands, and then suddenly break free, whipping the beer and the holder violently away from each other. I would take 6 million dead seabirds with the old school holders over the inconvenience this causes me.

They use (like) 50 times the plastic....yet they have a circle with arrows on one of the can toppers....so it's cool. We are recycling.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by TX. » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:12 pm

Maybe they're twist offs.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by fatman » Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:39 pm

TX. wrote:Maybe they're twist offs.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by flybug.pa. » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:19 am

i work in confined spaces and clean shit off the floor and walls. i laugh at it. fucking pussys.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by jhnnythndr » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:12 am

building yet another custom 308. what the fuck. It is impossible to get right. having done a howa a 700 and a 7 now, this much I know, if it aint a model 7, don't even fuck with it, you won't be quite happy.
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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by F.Babar » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:39 pm

RFA wrote:These stupid ass new six (and four) pack holders. Whoever thought up this fucking albatross deserves to drink the shaken up beer that results from forcing them out of the vice grip hold they have forever.


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The fucking things hold and hold, causing you to pull with both hands, and then suddenly break free, whipping the beer and the holder violently away from each other. I would take 6 million dead seabirds with the old school holders over the inconvenience this causes me.

They use (like) 50 times the plastic....yet they have a circle with arrows on one of the can toppers....so it's cool. We are recycling.
Really not trying to be a dick here, because those fucking things had me ready to eat someone's heart as well…but if ya pull up on that little tab right there….you're drinking beer before you can even say "Pollute the oceans with plastic!". :cool

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Re: Things That PISS Me Off!

Post by Shufisher » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:51 pm

jhnnythndr wrote:building yet another custom 308. what the fuck. It is impossible to get right. having done a howa a 700 and a 7 now, this much I know, if it aint a model 7, don't even fuck with it, you won't be quite happy.
You're just fucking with us!
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