Can you spot the Canadian?

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Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by TX. » Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:55 am

You've got a one in six chance. Image
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Re: Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by Flats Dude » Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:24 am

yeah, and the bitch needs to move her left arm about six inches to the right! :)

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Re: Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by FliesOnly » Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:52 am

Wow, nice batch o' Canadians.....How did the chick from Iowa get in there??????
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Re: Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by Brookies Rule » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:17 am

I believe there's as old Sesame Street song that would be quite appropriate for this picture. How does it go? Oh yeah, "One of these things is not like the other."
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Re: Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by SageBrush » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:27 pm

Yeah..the polite one.If I only had a one in six chance.........Yeah, but in 20 years she will still have nice soft skin. Those other babes will look like lizards.Ok .......weak argument....eh.n S.B.

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Re: Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by Smithhammer » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:42 pm

Easy. It's the 2nd one from the right. She's French-Canadian, her name is Simone, and spends most of her time at the family home on Barbados. She is a SCUBA instructor, has a black belt in Aikido, and competes in solo 24 hr. mtn. bike endurance races. She also likes Chilean merlot, fresh halibut and has a soft spot for Tim Horton's apple fritters. And while this picture documents an early moment in the competition, as soon as she opens her mouth and lays on that accent, the other girls will know they may as well walk away now.Oh, and the blindingly white lass on Simone's left is "Tiffanii (with two i's), from Springfield, Illinois, fresh from band camp. She plays the cymbals.
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Re: Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by FliesOnly » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:51 pm

Illinois, Iowa-what's the freakin difference? I was close, eh?
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Re: Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by Smithhammer » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:12 pm

Originally posted by FliesOnly:n Illinois, Iowa-what's the freakin difference? I was close, eh?
Err, yeah, maybe it's Iowa - take yer pick. Anway, she's, "like, reeeeally excited to be here?!" Later this same evening, deep into a bottomless glass of "fuzzy navels," or "sex on the beach (again, take yer pick)", she'll do the "craziest thing she's, like, ever dreamed of doing?," and bare her boobs for a couple frat boys who've convinced her they really are shooting [/img]irls Gone Wild #47" video. Life has a number of other steep learning curves ahead for Tifannii, but her Midwestern pluck, born of hardy stock, will always keep on the "sunny side", as Mama used to say. :coffee:
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Re: Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by coolconman » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:42 pm

Originally posted by Smithhammer:n Anway, she's, "like, reeeeally excited to be here?!" Later this same evening, deep into a bottomless glass of "fuzzy navels," or "sex on the beach (again, take yer pick)", she'll do the "craziest thing she's, like, ever dreamed of doing?," and bare her boobs for a couple frat boys who've convinced her they really are shooting [/img]irls Gone Wild #47" video.
Ahhh yes, beads. The currency worth tenfold it's weight in bare boobies. Offer a woman $20 to see her titties and you're likely to get slapped because she's "not a whore, asshole". But offer a $0.25 string of beads and the boobies come out like Bocephus in a San Francisco parade.I love naive, experimental college chicks. Thank God I'm not too old to say that without sounding like a perv. :roll: Image
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Re: Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by Nubbs » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:15 pm

my guess would be the one with the out of control FRO BELOW
Image n But since we only see their backsides its too hard to tell.
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Re: Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by Jahook » Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:43 am

yeah TX... ah sey one, ya recall? :cool

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Re: Can you spot the Canadian?

Post by Pedorro » Sun Apr 06, 2014 10:51 am

That shit is too funny. Smithhammer knows his wimmen.
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