[CarpeTructa]

Don't listen to any of those fuckers. All of the fish are small here, it's overpopulated, the Asian chicks are all fat and at any minute the "big one" is going to arrive where CA slides into the sea, the Utah Mormons are wiped out by the resulting flood (referred to in the news as being of "biblical proportions") and the west slope of the Rockies is the new west coast of the country. You're probably better off staying in MN.

[BaggerMcGuirk]

So here are some pics of the welcoming committee.