[chicago]

So I did my intro and I've been commenting, but I haven't brought anything to the table. And honestly, after this, I'll still not have brought it. Oh well. Enjoy.



While you're boyfriend is in the shower, grab his boxers off the floor (but flush to toilet to not be suspicious). Or get naked and use your own undergarments, but tuck your bits 'cause there's scissors involved.

bx1
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Cut through the elastic waistband and get peelin'

bx2
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Now trim that shit to size (use your empty spool as a metric), LxW

strip
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Pinch it

pinch
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Staple in an X-pattern (but do a better job than I did here)

staple
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Put it over the spool. Line = tamed.

done
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Now go catch some little bastage

smb
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brown
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Now that wasn't so hard, was it? So keep your bottled beverages light

Jones
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No longer will your friends borrow your tippet. Congrats on your newfound freedom.

[Yard Sale]

1st of all, this is the exact gheyness the intro process is supposed to spare us. So I guess thank you for showing us that boobies and pie doesn't mean you actually know anything about fishing.



As for your shitty idea this is a much better way to do it:





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And to explain why AND hijack your fucking ridiculous thread all at once I give you this:

Yup, its the whiny singers you have to love thread...full concert edition!

[chicago]

Yea apparently the particular sense of humor was lost on you. And no, tits aren't a good measure of fishing experience and knowledge. They are fun.

[Yard Sale]

STFU newb, this a concert thread now.

[shunned]

my boyfriend takes long hot baths.

[bender]

I don't bath at all

[west_jay]

I knew it would come to this.

[ncguy]

[D-nymph]

[quote="west_jay"]I knew it would come to this.

[/quote]

It's been years and I still can't make up my mind.



Is Meg White hot ot not?

[Ginseng Sullivan]

not.



this was excellent. bang yer fuckin head noob.

edit to say- i win!

holy ghey batman. best anglofro ever though.

[Redchaser]

Back in the 80's the record company screwed up and shipped about a million Asia albums out in Journey record sleves. It took years for anyone to notice

[Lurgee]

[report]Whiny singer concert thread...I got it.

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