While you're boyfriend is in the shower, grab his boxers off the floor (but flush to toilet to not be suspicious). Or get naked and use your own undergarments, but tuck your bits 'cause there's scissors involved. Cut through the elastic waistband and get peelin' Now trim that shit to size (use your empty spool as a metric), LxW Pinch it Staple in an X-pattern (but do a better job than I did here) Put it over the spool. Line = tamed. Now go catch some little bastage Now that wasn't so hard, was it? So keep your bottled beverages light
No longer will your friends borrow your tippet. Congrats on your newfound freedom.