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By chicago
#494000
So I did my intro and I've been commenting, but I haven't brought anything to the table. And honestly, after this, I'll still not have brought it. Oh well. Enjoy.



While you're boyfriend is in the shower, grab his boxers off the floor (but flush to toilet to not be suspicious). Or get naked and use your own undergarments, but tuck your bits 'cause there's scissors involved.
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Cut through the elastic waistband and get peelin'
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bx2
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Now trim that shit to size (use your empty spool as a metric), LxW
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strip
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Pinch it
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pinch
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Staple in an X-pattern (but do a better job than I did here)
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staple
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Put it over the spool. Line = tamed.
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done
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Now go catch some little bastage
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brown
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Now that wasn't so hard, was it? So keep your bottled beverages light
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Jones
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No longer will your friends borrow your tippet. Congrats on your newfound freedom.
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By Yard Sale
#494002
1st of all, this is the exact gheyness the intro process is supposed to spare us. So I guess thank you for showing us that boobies and pie doesn't mean you actually know anything about fishing.



As for your shitty idea this is a much better way to do it:





[img]http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2010/bbb05/goody-ponytail-holder-300.jpg[/img]



And to explain why AND hijack your fucking ridiculous thread all at once I give you this:








Yup, its the whiny singers you have to love thread...full concert edition!




Last edited by Yard Sale on Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:27 am, edited 1 time in total.
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By chicago
#494003
Yea apparently the particular sense of humor was lost on you. And no, tits aren't a good measure of fishing experience and knowledge. They are fun.
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By Yard Sale
#494006
STFU newb, this a concert thread now.





















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By ncguy
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By D-nymph
#494012
[quote="west_jay"]I knew it would come to this.





[/quote]


It's been years and I still can't make up my mind.



Is Meg White hot ot not?
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By Redchaser
#494016
Back in the 80's the record company screwed up and shipped about a million Asia albums out in Journey record sleves. It took years for anyone to notice




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By Lurgee
#494017
[report]Whiny singer concert thread...I got it.




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