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Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a f#501513

By jerome - Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:43 am

- Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:43 am #501513

Aguirre wrote:Smithammer once rose an Orca to a size 22 Adams just to get an erection.

I had heard about this. He is said to live in my area. He's like bigfoot or something,very enigmatic and mysterious.

The Smithhammer is said to have rid the Snake River drainage of huge alligators.....With only a bamboo 5 wt.

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Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a f#501520

By Riverfloggin - Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:49 am

- Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:49 am #501520

Aguirre wrote:Smithammer once rose an Orca to a size 22 Adams just to get an erection.

You have to believe that the orca and the Adams both also achieved full arousal during the tantalizing event.

Fucking right off now....

Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a f#501546

By Adams - Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:20 pm

- Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:20 pm #501546

jerome wrote:I had heard about this. He is said to live in my area. He's like bigfoot or something,very enigmatic and mysterious.

The Smithhammer is said to have rid the Snake River drainage of huge alligators.....With only a bamboo 5 wt.

If only he could do that to the 'bows. . .

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Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a f#501835

By Bear River Boomer - Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:28 pm

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 8:28 pm #501835

Smithammer fishes? wtf...

Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a f#501849

By Yard Sale - Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:59 pm

- Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:59 pm #501849

So did the shunned known as Mitch aka 2fish really leave? WTF? He didn't even put up some bland SBS beforehand.

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Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a f#501930

By Aguirre - Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:58 am

- Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:58 am #501930

Yard Sale wrote:So did the shunned known as Mitch aka 2fish really leave? WTF? He didn't even put up some bland SBS beforehand.

Shunned tells milk when, and if, it expires.

He's taught old dogs countless new tricks.

He won the world series of poker
using UNO cards.

Some of you have PM'd me asking about his mental condition, all I can say is that he finally morphed into a butterfly.

Tyler Durden and Santa Claus aren't real...

Was Shunned?

"I've been blessed with many things in this life. An arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese Python and the mind of a fuckin scientist."
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Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a f#501937

By blackwater - Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:28 am

- Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:28 am #501937

Aguirre wrote:
Tyler Durden and Santa Claus aren't real...

Was Shunned?

I thought they were all the same person

Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a f#501940

By Sugarbush - Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:37 am

- Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:37 am #501940

Still waiting for an intro from riverfloggin.

Looks like you've been hangin around for too long without coming up with the goods.

What's wrong don't you fish?

There's mud in my drawers.

Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a fff#606089

By austrotard - Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:09 am

- Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:09 am #606089

halfway to fuckstick status, hey.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a fff#606090

By mitch aka 2 fish - Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:13 am

- Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:13 am #606090

well luckily for you everything is 50% off this week, fuckstick.

you really should find better things to do with your life.
you've been here nearly ten fucking years.

all right. fuck it then... nine.
you're still a fuckstick.

why don't you just go and get high again?

violence solves everything.

Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a fff#606091

By austrotard - Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:14 am

- Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:14 am #606091

oooo... let's.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

Re: only a real #%*^ing looser would have 10000 posts on a fff#640047

By stillsteamin - Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:10 am

- Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:10 am #640047

mitch aka 2 fish wrote: you're still a fuckstick.

They all wanna be Hank Williams
They don't wanna have to die

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