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Ummm, where was I? ==> The Dinty Moore Diet Page 27

Post by Lurgee » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:36 pm

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Alcohol on my hands, I got plans to ditch myself and get outside
Dancing women throwing plates, decapitating their laughing dates
Swirling chickens caught in flight, out of focus and much to bright
Coming down, shiny teeth, game show suckers trying to breathe
But I got a drug and I got the bug and I got something better than love
How you like me now? Pretty good
Going on, feeling strong

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I quit my job blowing leaves, telephone bills up my sleeves
Choking like a one man dustball, freedom rock slimeball talking in code
We went down, lit up the shack, grabbed me a beer out of the sack
Everybody bent over twice, painting the walls, throwing some dice
Leaping up into the air getting juiced up beyond belief
And they were singin' like this!

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Winos throwing frisbees at the sun, burnt my soul between the bun
Now I'm wounded, now I'm drunk, now I'm runnin' like a flaming pig
Oh yeah, scraping off the attitude, old man eating all my food
Don't be kind, don't be rude, just shake your boots and let it all get loose
Oh yeah, my goodness

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Fluffy clouds, lovely rainbows
I'm sad, a soft and snuggly place
Fluffy clouds, I'm sad and unhappy...

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Winos throwing frisbees at the sun, burnt my soul between the bun
Now I'm wounded, now I'm drunk, now I'm runnin' like a flaming pig
Oh yeah, scraping off the attitude, old man eating all my food
Don't be kind, don't be rude, just shake your boots and let it all get loose
Oh yeah, my goodness

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Oh yeah, I like it like that
Oh that is cold
Somebody put a flamethrower on that
Uh-huh, oh my goodness!
Take me down to the depot
Somebody put me down on the bus
Oh yeah, I like it like that
Somebody burn me a plate of sassafrass
Oh yeah...

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Post by BaggerMcGuirk » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:45 pm

Fukin awesome :cool
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Post by FredA » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:51 pm

That there looks like good fun. :cool

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Post by fishpimp » Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:55 pm

That was just fine. Got-damn I love carp! Thanks.
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Post by Lando » Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:06 am

When I saw all those stickers I knew it was going to be good. I would love to be standing on the bow of Tom's boat right about now.
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Post by SOBF » Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:19 am

Most excellent !!

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Post by bullship » Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:48 am

All the above x2! Good shit all round.

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Post by Trucha Del Mar » Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:27 am

You need to get me one of those attack fisherman signs. I've got the perfect boat for it.
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Post by Willi » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:24 am

Lando wrote:When I saw all those stickers I knew it was going to be good. I would love to be standing on the bow of Tom's boat right about now.

Haven't seen Tom in a LONG time. He looks good! Also good to see Greenback hooked up.

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Post by austrotard » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:38 am

Lurgee wrote:[report]Image[/report]
whoops a daisy.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Post by Junior© » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:44 am

Air carp. Awesome.

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Post by Kylemc » Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:59 am

Good stuff!
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