Luau 2015-It's a Wrap

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Re: Luau 2015

Post by K_P » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:34 pm

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:Also, maybe Ill go to this. Maybe Ill bring my dad and sister, too. Lando knows my sister. K_P, too. Shes been on both their boats in the past.
Your sister is a very nice person.

Pretty too.

Those two factors alone would have me asking HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FARKING MIND?!? WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER TO A GATHERING OF REPROBATES?!?!

Bring your chickens. I have plans for them.

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Re: Luau 2015

Post by Woolybug25 » Thu Feb 26, 2015 5:42 pm

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:Also, maybe Ill go to this. Maybe Ill bring my dad and sister, too. Lando knows my sister. K_P, too. Shes been on both their boats in the past.
He sure does...

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Re: Luau 2015

Post by CarpeTructa » Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:34 pm

I heard she was the model for SOBF's avatar, or is that just an vicious rumor?
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Re: Luau 2015

Post by _9er » Fri Feb 27, 2015 12:19 pm

Found Heero in my FaceTwitter feed today

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Re: Luau 2015

Post by SLSS » Fri Feb 27, 2015 2:15 pm

CarpeTructa wrote:I heard she was the model for SOBF's avatar, or is that just an vicious rumor?
I don't actually see anything vicious about that rumor. :coffee
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Re: Luau 2015

Post by Average Joe » Fri Feb 27, 2015 5:49 pm

K_P wrote:
Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:Also, maybe Ill go to this. Maybe Ill bring my dad and sister, too. Lando knows my sister. K_P, too. Shes been on both their boats in the past.
Your sister is a very nice person.

Pretty too.

Those two factors alone would have me asking HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FARKING MIND?!? WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER TO A GATHERING OF REPROBATES?!?!

Bring your chickens. I have plans for them.
My guess is that because Mitch isn't going, he's bringing her so that there will be someone to do the dishes.

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Re: Luau 2015

Post by austrotard » Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:10 pm

clean dishes and dirty bishes, hey.

...just picturing heero with smaller tits. eww yuck.
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Re: Luau 2015

Post by Ajax » Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:44 am

I'm with Joe... Just why is this felcher so concerned with who is or is not going to be present in Cody? Perhaps Lando administered an ass whipping to him, or porked the idiot's lady back in the day, and he's still desperately trying to get even. He figures a low turnout will somehow make his fucked-up life a bit more tolerable. But on the plus side, if the crowd is thin, then a small animal will probably have been spared a beating. There's that.
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Re: Luau 2015

Post by jhnnythndr » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:14 pm

Maybe I fly to Denver and slave drives me to luau. Perhaps I flies to Branson and avalanche and I road trip out after a stop for some organic bacon pork chops and weed at his buddies farm.
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Re: Luau 2015

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:19 pm

ahem.
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Re: Luau 2015

Post by jhnnythndr » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:22 pm

Of course if i road with Ethiopian I could give him parenting advice.
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Re: Luau 2015

Post by Hogleg » Sat Feb 28, 2015 9:40 pm

Either way, make sure you bring Avalanche whicha.
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