HOOOWDEEE!

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Re: HOOOWDEEE!

Post by Stovetop » Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:10 pm

if it ain't roe y'aint fishin

4lb20 5lb 04ozz bout right looks bigger though

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Re: HOOOWDEEE!

Post by austrotard » Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:14 pm

he said 4/20.

I think I'll skin up right here.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: HOOOWDEEE!

Post by root wad » Sat Mar 31, 2018 3:24 pm

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that??"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want
a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinity or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.
Life is a whole lot more simple when you plow around the stump.
"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."

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Re: HOOOWDEEE!

Post by fatman » Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:23 pm

friend of yours?
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