Two Months on the Western Slope

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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by BigTimber » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:49 am

is your name Ben?
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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by Honyuk96 » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:16 am

I only used those hemos fer diggin boogers and pluckin pubic hairs....ya know, manscaping. Keep em, they're loaded w mojo among other tings.

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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by The Wandering Blues » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:26 am

I think I saw you on the Crystal.
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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by Lando » Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:09 pm

Blah blah blah I’m a millennial blah blah blah.....

Where are the tits?
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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by 421sd » Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:04 pm

Pumpkin spice watchbands don't count for kettle. Five Bruce minimum. Among other things... :coffee

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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by Kfoxwyo » Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:05 pm

I blame Ben. You do not own a boat, but your net game looks like it belongs in a boat...
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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:10 pm

confession: I didn't read one word.

relates: because I cannae.

elates: the first thirty minutes I wasted on the suck, hey.

lates: fucking looser.
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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by sarmulminnow » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:43 pm

I liked it this picture
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But I got bored reading the story
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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:46 pm

peetso wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:38 pm
That. Was. Insufferable.
This is the best response. Because its quickly apparent even just skimming in lieu of reading this abomination.

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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:46 pm

peetso wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:38 pm
That. Was. Insufferable.
This is the best response. Because its quickly apparent even just skimming in lieu of reading this abomination.

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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by badnots » Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:12 am

As is evident ; theres nothing here for you but a bunch of unhappy, angry folks who speed thru parking lots.
You'll be better off on Instagram.
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Re: Two Months on the Western Slope

Post by Andre » Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:20 pm

I enjoyed the read, sounds like an outstanding trip

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