"Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by austrotard » Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:44 pm

shit.

every time someone mentions gas money here I get in problis with root.
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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by Average Joe » Sun Feb 14, 2016 8:05 pm

I'm back.

And it was quite a day.

I'm hopeful that something in this bag will prove to be jerkable.
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If not, it's most definitely BM's fault.

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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by Hogleg » Sun Feb 14, 2016 9:16 pm

Average Joe wrote:I'm back.

And it was quite a day.

I'm hopeful that something in this bag will prove to be jerkable.
Potential.JPG
If not, it's most definitely BM's fault.
Is any of that for sale?
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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by pxatim » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:15 pm

fuck holidays.. shipping Tuesday..enjoy fuckos

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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by Hogleg » Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:21 pm

I [/heart] jerky.
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"...my grandmother’s Tang always tasted like rusty water and dirty socks." - Average Joe
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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by Average Joe » Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:38 pm

Hogleg wrote:
Average Joe wrote:I'm back.

And it was quite a day.

I'm hopeful that something in this bag will prove to be jerkable.
Potential.JPG
If not, it's most definitely BM's fault.
Is any of that for sale?

It should read, "NOT FOR SCALE"

Goddamn pothead stoner Mendocino County butchers can't even get that right.

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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by Average Joe » Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:09 pm

Making progress.
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I'll put it in the dehydrator tonight and get it shipped by the end of the week.

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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by K_P » Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:07 pm

I can tell already, that's gonna be some fine eatin'.

For everybody but me.

No worries, enjoy!

KP

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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by SnuffBox » Tue Feb 16, 2016 12:31 pm

Posted. ETA Thursday.

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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by Hogleg » Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:40 pm

Right on. I've got a big pile of dried meat stacking up more everyday here. It's looking real good.

Real good.
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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by Hogleg » Sun Feb 21, 2016 3:46 pm

Page 1 updated, just waiting to receive Pxatim and AJ's jerkings and I'll get everything shipped out to youse guys.

Spoiler alert: It's worth your time and effort- some tasty shit has been received.
"girls with eating disorders will usually let you come in there in butt." -Jhnnythndr
"...my grandmother’s Tang always tasted like rusty water and dirty socks." - Average Joe
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Re: "Official" Drakian Jerk Off V.1

Post by pxatim » Sun Feb 21, 2016 5:52 pm

Mine posted friday. You should have it no later than Tuesday.

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