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By pxatim
#617167
Average Joe wrote:Before these fine products get sent out, I'd just like to state that a piece of my jerky, which will no doubt test the strength of any man's teeth, can also (in a pinch) be used as a guitar pick, or a wood biscuit, or to shim the short leg of a table or chair, should the need arise.

I'm hoping that will compensate for me not including any butt f*ck or dick blood stickers.

*(fucking 403 FORBIDDEN)
If such a piece is found.. just put it in your lower lip and savor it... all month
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By Hogleg
#617172
pxatim wrote:
Average Joe wrote:Before these fine products get sent out, I'd just like to state that a piece of my jerky, which will no doubt test the strength of any man's teeth, can also (in a pinch) be used as a guitar pick, or a wood biscuit, or to shim the short leg of a table or chair, should the need arise.

I'm hoping that will compensate for me not including any butt f*ck or dick blood stickers.

*(fucking 403 FORBIDDEN)
If such a piece is found.. just put it in your lower lip and savor it... all month
Texture aside (and it's not as bad as he says) Joe's meat (unlike his grandmother's tang) would likely win the flavor explosion category.
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By Hogleg
#617376
Shipped everything today. Some of the packages might even be addressed correctly. I have tracking #'s so let me know if you don't receive your package by Tuesday or Wednesday.
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By Average Joe
#617514
I received mine today as well: a big bag of smoky, meaty, jerky goodness, along with a handful of obscene stickers that would definitely not please Neil were he to find them plastered on the bumper of his truck.
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By Hogleg
#617904
Three questions:

1) Did everyone receive their package?
l] If so, does anyone have any comments regarding the quality (or lack thereof) of anyone else's jerky?

Beuller?

Anyone?


9} Was it worth it?

Okay 4 questions:

k>) Should we do it again, make it an annual event, or was this just a big pain in the ass let-down and everyone just wants to eat and enjoy their own jerkings?

Here's my take: all of it was damned good and it was a pain to make jerky at a designated time instead of when I'd normally make it. But there was one batch that was fucking off the charts. It was either Woven's or Snuffbox's. I can't remember which unfortunately.
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By fatman
#617918
1) got my package
{] been waiting for the "perfect time" to do a head-to-head test
9) yeah, what the fuck else was there to do in February?
k) what was the fucking question?
#618048
Ok so I got some leftovers and was asked to give an honest judgement . Here goes:

Hogleg..bland but eddible.

pppxatim......solid work best of the bundle.

fatman............not bad but moldy....very moldy only got a few bites before I noticed the fuzz. From what I can tell Kansans ruin their jerky just like they do their bbbq. NO offense

AVerage Joe: very interesting....bland at first but the first good chew produces a powerful flavor that lingers for hours.......much like that old gum that had flavor juice that squirted out when you bit it.

Lando.....decent goood flavor but also lots of mold. the mold made my eyes and nose burn but I got thru it and would probably try it again.

I'm pretty sure those are the only ones I sampled.

Pxatim for the win.

my opinion only.........and my tastebuds may be just a tad bit off.
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By MTgrayling
#618053
Dad's sliced whitetail jerky was a bake winner...

"Oh, damn that's good.

"Incredible"

No mold either. The old man has got game...
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By SnuffBox
#618083
I would definitely do this again, if just do submit a more generous sample portion.

All had their own strengths, and I enjoyed them all. But I kept coming back to pxatims batch.

Fatman's gets marks for most authentic, rugged, and gluten free.

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