FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

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FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by slatelacy » Fri Sep 16, 2016 12:20 pm

Successful Fly Fishing outfitter and Guide service in business almost 30 years. Extremely loyal clientele and very successful guide business. Feel free to contact for more info. Serious inquiries only please.

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Re: FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by fly-chucker » Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:37 pm

slatelacy wrote:Successful Fly Fishing outfitter and Guide service in business almost 30 years. Extremely loyal clientele and very successful guide business. Feel free to contact for more info. Serious inquiries only please.
how much?

is there shine available in Boone, Norf Kacalacky?

do the headquarters have gender neutral restrooms?
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Re: FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by Spicytuna » Fri Sep 16, 2016 3:11 pm

How successful is it?

If its so successful why are you selling it?



Never heard anyone say the are selling an unsuccessful business, so I have a hard time trusting people. Being a salesman myself I know I can't even trust me.

Please post the last 10 year worth of income and I will need 3 years of loss runs from you commercial policy.

Then I can think about it
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Re: FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by slatelacy » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:20 pm

Perhaps posting on this particular forum wasn't the best move. I just thought I would check here for interest. I'm only selling because I am moving out of state. This would be a serious investment, so I say again, serious inquiries only please.

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Re: FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:37 pm

Can you get me any pro deals?

Do I have to carry one of those big nets?

How long does my beard have to be?

How many instagram followers does the shop have?

In what destinations will I be hosting the hosted trips?

Can the clients keep any fish?
boy in long pants

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Re: FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by yard4sale » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:55 pm

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Re: FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by Da Ax » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:26 pm

Paging Steelrain...your neck of the woods here...
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Re: FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by Lando » Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:32 pm

Doesn't Franny live out that way? I'd love to talk to him, but I've been big leagued. Maybe a sun hoodie was involved.

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Re: FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by austrotard » Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:51 pm

ha ha... schlatelacy is german for woofter.


small print: you know... if you like to make up foreign words.

slatelacy wrote:Perhaps posting on this particular forum wasn't the best move.
bollocks.
I'm wagering it'll be the funniest thing you've done in 30yrs.

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Re: FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by slatelacy » Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:07 am

Jesus Christ.

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Re: FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by pbrstreetgang » Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:18 am

slatelacy wrote:Jesus Christ.
Is this part of the sale?

I'm serious when I say I have $105.83 (US) that I would think about offering. Does it come with a washer and dryer?

edit: Can I just buy the website?
Everybody knows this is nowhere...

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Re: FS: Fly Fishing Outfitter and Guide Service Boone, NC

Post by austrotard » Sat Sep 17, 2016 2:59 am

slatelacy wrote:Jesus Christ.

and that's how you know it's all horseshit.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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