flybug.pa. wrote:i only wear oily rancid hats with the bill bent into 3rds. like mens hats. that one is flat.
Ever notice how those caps of which you speak- well oiled and bent from honest use, repel rain and moisture better than any waterproof hat you could ever buy?
Also, you ever notice how they stank like a two day dead hooker but you don't care because you know that, even after a shower and hair wash, you're gonna end up smelling like that anyway at the end of a good day fishing?
Fuck it, might as well wear your favorite hat.
I confidently put on that stanky good luck oily nasty hat right after the shower and sometimes I even give it a good sniff before I do. Fuck it. Just for good measure or perhaps because of some mental disorder or perhaps to remind me of something I need reminded of.
You fuckers know exactly what I'm talking about.
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