Paranormal Mayfly

kind of self-explanatory, right? We seem to have some impressive thread-wrappers that lurk around this board. let's try to keep your "first booger" posts at a minimum.
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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by pbrstreetgang » Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:39 pm

Hey Sandy
No one cares. At all. About you, your industry ties, or your shitty fly.
Thanks for stopping by.
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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by Adams » Sat Nov 22, 2014 5:03 pm

ChaseChrome wrote:You've been lurking since April/13 and you "don't get it...?" while (with an oil lamp stumbling through the marketplace during daylight) you seek a worthy adversary...so you say...
Seems to me you are unarmed...
gtfo
Mr. I'm In The Industry can't figure out that an introduction is in order and you drop a Diogenes reference on him?

If he can't figure the first, do ya really think he'll understand the second?
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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by foureyedgeek » Sat Nov 22, 2014 5:11 pm

I was going to take a guess at what Industry you were in, but decided starting my Saturday evening off by Google image searching for "gay gigolo" kinda sets a theme for the night I'm not willing to pursue.
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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Sat Nov 22, 2014 6:16 pm

See...you underestimate the inmates here "moran"...Diogenes (or Nietzsche for that matter) finds a certain appreciation here...and Adams is correct insofar he augurs it is likely lost on the "unarmed..."

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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by Hogleg » Sat Nov 22, 2014 7:16 pm

pittendrigh wrote:

Actually. Now that I think about it. It's not my colleagues I need to pass the pages onto. It's the advertisers.
Start with Cheeky reels please.

You can do that after you fuck off by the way.
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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by Adams » Sat Nov 22, 2014 8:15 pm

pittendrigh wrote:
Actually. Now that I think about it. It's not my colleagues I need to pass the pages onto. It's the advertisers.
What. A. D-bag.

You went from . . . "Hey, look at my shitty fly." . . . to . . . .""I'm in for a good fight" . . . to " . . . I want to try and fuck Tom Bie's business" . . . because of somebody's posts on the innerwebs in response to you unsolicited posting of a fly?

Wow. Self-important, thin-skinned, and vengeful. Thank you for your contribution. . .
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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by fatman » Sat Nov 22, 2014 9:55 pm

pittendrigh wrote:one or two resident, low-self-esteem nut cases
one or two?

fuck you
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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by upshitscreek » Sun Nov 23, 2014 4:03 am

Adams wrote:
pittendrigh wrote:
Actually. Now that I think about it. It's not my colleagues I need to pass the pages onto. It's the advertisers.
I want to try and fuck Tom Bie's business" . . . because of somebody's posts on the innerwebs in response to you unsolicited posting of a fly?

So this guy, Sandy Pittendrigh, who apparently sells do-it-yourself guides/blueprints to building dories and the runner of a shitty,little used "phorum" is trying to pass himself off as some power player in the "industry" and a business ender with a couple emails? Versus the owner/editor of a popular, highly regarded, national fly fishing magazine? Mmmm....okay. Pure genius, pittendrigh.

All you've done here is put yourself and your business, http://www.montana-riverboats.com/?page=index.htm, in a bad light. Safe to say probably not a company anybody from here will be doing business with any time soon. Again, you are a genius, Sandy. Assholes or not, it's been long established that we fish, buy gear, travel far and wide for fish and our money is still green so I doubt any advertisers are going anywhere with the green shit in the wind.

And in case anyone feels like taking a dump on his doorstep as he's done here, this is his "phorum"....

http://www.montana-riverboats.com/phorum/index.php

It could certainly use the traffic.
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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by pittendrigh » Sun Nov 23, 2014 12:22 pm

pittendrigh wrote:I got a password some months ago. But today was the first time I logged in.
Now it's the second day.

Here's a photo illustrating how to make a Right Hackle. Baste some fuzz onto the bottom of the thorax loosely with one figure eight wrap, from eye to the bend of the hook and back to the eye. Then glue it in place permanently with CA glue or watered down fabric cement. Synthetic fuzz floats well (Zelon in this case) and it's a lot cheaper than rooster necks.

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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by pbrstreetgang » Sun Nov 23, 2014 12:28 pm

Wow - the close up photo makes this fly look even shittier. I believe there was a recommendation earlier that you investigate death by immolation. I'd say you give that a shot, Sandra.

Your shtick is tiring. Fuck the fuck off.
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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by D-nymph » Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:38 am

pittendrigh wrote:I got a password some months ago. But today was the first time I logged in.

The bylaws on another page says these boards don't reflect on Drake Magazine. But of course they do. I work in the industry. I'll pass this around. My colleagues need to know what evil lurks in the hearts of Drake.
Please do & while you are fucking right off, take you mates with you.
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Re: Paranormal Mayfly

Post by mendthatshit87 » Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:49 pm

pittendrigh wrote:I got a password some months ago. But today was the first time I logged in.

The bylaws on another page says these boards don't reflect on Drake Magazine. But of course they do. I work in the industry. I'll pass this around. My colleagues need to know what evil lurks in the hearts of Drake.

Another thing I noticed. I'll guess this board runs on Drupal. I can tell because it is so annoyingly slow.

Actually. Now that I think about it. It's not my colleagues I need to pass the pages onto. It's the advertisers.
I actually believe that you havent logged in until you posted a SBS...

Because if you had, you would have realized we don't give a flying fuck about the 'industry'. Thats why were all here, we're the avant-garde John Lennon to your country singing sorry ass Ringo. Go tell your boss at Orvis I don't give a shit about you, he will probably agree with me anyways.
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