All threads that bitch about new, existing, or old members will be posted/relocated here. Keep this shit off the General forum, because no one wants (or cares) to hear your opinions. Now go back to the other forums and post something worthy of reading.
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By Fishheadlarry
#455274
fishpimp wrote:I don't know I thing about this FishHead guy 'cept he sounds like an absolute cock sucker that I'd beat the shit out of on principle. My confession: I got my second issue of Alaska magazine and admit I read the entire article that had a couple pics of a fellow fat guy AKPM. He was holding a pretty fish with a bead hanging out of its mouth.
Dear Azzhole:

Yet another internet "tough guy"..
My My... Are you a PRO Boxer Too????


I'll tell you the same thing I told the Aussie Mumbler,,

Syracuse Hancock Intl Airport.
I'll meet you at the gate, and drop you in the parking lot.
I'll refund your airfare, and since I'm a nice guy, cover your ER tab from the extensive beat-down you will experience.
Your trip back to whereever the fuck you live will be in the cargo hold - of a Bus - in a greasy crate used for my spare parts.
(you won't need a window seat - cause it will take weeks for your eyes to re-focus from the beatdown swelling).

p.s. Andrew Dice Clay is so 80's, and still a fucken loser. How fitting that you chose it as an avatar.

also - at least that AKPM guy stuck a bead in a fish's face - vs- your habit of running a string of pearls up your azz.

FOADIAF

your pal,

Larry

oh - 5 am already?? Gotta go and make some money...
Sleep tight - LOSER....
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By tailchaser
#455310
Fishheadlarry wrote:
fishpimp wrote:I don't know I thing about this FishHead guy 'cept he sounds like an absolute cock sucker that I'd beat the shit out of on principle. My confession: I got my second issue of Alaska magazine and admit I read the entire article that had a couple pics of a fellow fat guy AKPM. He was holding a pretty fish with a bead hanging out of its mouth.
Dear Azzhole:

Yet another internet "tough guy"..
My My... Are you a PRO Boxer Too????


I'll tell you the same thing I told the Aussie Mumbler,,

Syracuse Hancock Intl Airport.
I'll meet you at the gate, and drop you in the parking lot.
I'll refund your airfare, and since I'm a nice guy, cover your ER tab from the extensive beat-down you will experience.
Your trip back to whereever the fuck you live will be in the cargo hold - of a Bus - in a greasy crate used for my spare parts.
(you won't need a window seat - cause it will take weeks for your eyes to re-focus from the beatdown swelling).

p.s. Andrew Dice Clay is so 80's, and still a fucken loser. How fitting that you chose it as an avatar.

also - at least that AKPM guy stuck a bead in a fish's face - vs- your habit of running a string of pearls up your azz.

FOADIAF

your pal,

Larry

oh - 5 am already?? Gotta go and make some money...
Sleep tight - LOSER....

yeah right. you had your chance to meet up with someone and fight and you pussied out, pussy.
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By fishpimp
#455323
Yer the one with all the monies, I'm just a poor nurse. You come to Utah and I'll render aid free of charge after the embarrassing beating you receive.
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By Float Rod
#455350
He'll stiff yet again, or claim to forgotten about cause all the weed he smokes and cashing checks, or some bull shit.

he pussied out last year, oh i mean he "forgot" the date. :wink
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By Lando
#455365
tailingpermit wrote:
I'm pissing fire, is that bad?
If it is out your asshole, then it is just the Mexican food.............I suggest you try the 2C to fix that. If it is from the wiener, I blame that dirty whore.

Larry, the monkey comment wasn't directed at you...........I was trying to view a photo of the woman that gave TP a STD. As for the state being full of rough necks..........there are plenty of them and overall, a lot of sheep. However, in the NW corner of the state, this isn't the case. And as for the LLC, she didn't have many assets. It was a client-based service industry that relied on Medicaid. She read the writing on the wall and decided to get out while there was an offer on the table.

I wish Spring would get here.........this snow is getting old.
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By fishpimp
#455366
tailingpermit wrote:
fishpimp wrote:I'm just a poor nurse.
I'm pissing fire, is that bad?
Eddie Murphy...
Eddie: "what does it mean when fire shoot out ye' dick?"
Doc: "let me get this straight, yer feeling a burning sensation when you urinate?"
Eddie: "uh, no...fire shoot out my dick..."
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By blumpkin
#455369
Confession: I am utilizing one of many accrued sick days today,
I may or may not be feeling well.
The Pre Spawn bass will not be able to tell either way.

Due to decades of poor life choices,
In conjunction with the ravaging effects of the global economy
I may have to utilize a Float tube
whereas a glitter boat would clearly be a superior choice of watercraft.

We cannot all be corporate moguls like FHL.
By Kylemc
#455425
Show me yours! No show me yours....fucking pathetic. For the rcord, "Those that say they have money, got mothing but bills"..
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By shunned
#455434
confession: I don't think I'm a dog person.
now don't get me wrong, rochester's a lovely big shitforbrains... but I'm just not that fond of other people's dogs.
saying that, I'm not overly keen on other people's kids either. wives? depends...

rochester as my only witness: after my elizabeth's 7th birthday tea last night I had to take 80lb licky bitey for a walk. I was walking through some grasslands between parking lots when I noticed a bunch of blue shirts hovering around a car. first thought, the peelers of course but no... a stranded young lady's basketball team (6no.) with a flat tyre.
the captain (I assume) has half a jack handle and the jack under the plastic body, middle of the car.
first words out of my mouth after the offer of help?
"have you belled someone to let them know where you girls are?"
so here I am, suited and booted changing these girl's tyre while they play with and ask questions about the dog.
I throw the donut on, tell them to take it slow and to change the tyre at home, wish them luck and actually get a look at these six 17/18/19yr old birds... holy fuck they were gorgeous... and tall... and young.
"thank you, mister."
"oh thank you so much, sir... you'll get some good karma come your way I hope..."

what the fuck is this mister/sir shit?
when did this start?

when I got in and relayed the story to the missus afterward she said "oh, when I saw your hands I just assumed you'd fallen over."

I'm surrounded by fucking comediennes.

:needs_pics
know what I mean, mate. :coffee
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By LTD
#455443
shunned wrote:confession: I don't think I'm a dog person.
now don't get me wrong, rochester's a lovely big shitforbrains... but I'm just not that fond of other people's dogs.
saying that, I'm not overly keen on other people's kids either. wives? depends...

rochester as my only witness: after my elizabeth's 7th birthday tea last night I had to take 80lb licky bitey for a walk. I was walking through some grasslands between parking lots when I noticed a bunch of blue shirts hovering around a car. first thought, the peelers of course but no... a stranded young lady's basketball team (6no.) with a flat tyre.
the captain (I assume) has half a jack handle and the jack under the plastic body, middle of the car.
first words out of my mouth after the offer of help?
"have you belled someone to let them know where you girls are?"
so here I am, suited and booted changing these girl's tyre while they play with and ask questions about the dog.
I throw the donut on, tell them to take it slow and to change the tyre at home, wish them luck and actually get a look at these six 17/18/19yr old birds... holy fuck they were gorgeous... and tall... and young.
"thank you, mister."
"oh thank you so much, sir... you'll get some good karma come your way I hope..."

what the fuck is this mister/sir shit?
when did this start?

when I got in and relayed the story to the missus afterward she said "oh, when I saw your hands I just assumed you'd fallen over."

I'm surrounded by fucking comediennes.

:needs_pics
know what I mean, mate. :coffee
I think this is the first time I have clearly understood everything you just said. Is this a good thing?
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By D-nymph
#455448
shunned wrote: what the fuck is this mister/sir shit?
when did this start?

when I got in and relayed the story to the missus afterward she said "oh, when I saw your hands I just assumed you'd fallen over."

I'm surrounded by fucking comediennes.

:needs_pics
know what I mean, mate. :coffee
Sure do, you're fucking old now, truth be told.

My wife gets visibly angry when some poor, unsuspecting young'un calls her "mamm".

Then I have to pile on the old jokes. No sex for D. :coffee
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