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By ironman
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Average Joe wrote: Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:37 pm I’ve never driven in the snow. This is a daily occurrence for us in the tundra. I got this, when the roads get slick.

Cornholio was going to meet us at Wayne’s, until he discovered that Ironman was on the Keto diet. Bud Heavy is sugar free - according to the Super Bore

He said, “Dude won’t eat egg rolls? Seriously? Fuck that. I’m out.” He didn't say that, he said "Fuck that, I don't drive in the snow."

I’m really looking forward to this weekend. Caesar salad at 5pm sharp, and mixed by hand.

Might pick up another handle of hobo spice tomorrow. That's sugar free too
Do you think In N Out Burger has a Keto option?
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By Average Joe
#692416
ironman wrote: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:22 pm Do you think In N Out Burger has a Keto option?
The one up the road does, but it's not on the menu.

They call it the salad bar at the Olive Garden across the street.
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By ironman
#692417
Average Joe wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:25 am [quote=ironman post_id=692414 time=<a href="tel:1549596158">1549596158</a> user_id=19298]
Do you think In N Out Burger has a Keto option?
The one up the road does, but it's not on the menu.

They call it the salad bar at the Olive Garden across the street.
[/quote]

4:33a panic wake up
Triple S
30 miles to the aero
6:00am departure
Can not believe I made it with 20 minutes to spare.

Dog bless fast cars.

Confession: I left the special candies for your bride on the counter, but am in possession of something really cool for you Joseph.
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By fly-chucker
#692420
yard4sale wrote: Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:20 pm Put some sandbags dead hookers in the back of your truck. Seriously.
fixed it for ya :cool
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By LA Fly Guy
#692421
ironman wrote: Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:22 pm
Average Joe wrote: Thu Feb 07, 2019 7:37 pm I’ve never driven in the snow. This is a daily occurrence for us in the tundra. I got this, when the roads get slick.

Cornholio was going to meet us at Wayne’s, until he discovered that Ironman was on the Keto diet. Bud Heavy is sugar free - according to the Super Bore

He said, “Dude won’t eat egg rolls? Seriously? Fuck that. I’m out.” He didn't say that, he said "Fuck that, I don't drive in the snow."

I’m really looking forward to this weekend. Caesar salad at 5pm sharp, and mixed by hand.

Might pick up another handle of hobo spice tomorrow. That's sugar free too
Do you think In N Out Burger has a Keto option?
Would the "Protein Style" qualify?

https://www.in-n-out.com/mobile/not-so-secret-menu.aspx

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By ironman
#692423
LA Fly Guy wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:24 am [quote=ironman post_id=692414 time=<a href="tel:1549596158">1549596158</a> user_id=19298]
[quote="Average Joe" post_id=692412 time=<a href="tel:1549589876">1549589876</a> user_id=17271]
I’ve never driven in the snow. This is a daily occurrence for us in the tundra. I got this, when the roads get slick.

Cornholio was going to meet us at Wayne’s, until he discovered that Ironman was on the Keto diet. Bud Heavy is sugar free - according to the Super Bore

He said, “Dude won’t eat egg rolls? Seriously? Fuck that. I’m out.” He didn't say that, he said "Fuck that, I don't drive in the snow."

I’m really looking forward to this weekend. Caesar salad at 5pm sharp, and mixed by hand.

Might pick up another handle of hobo spice tomorrow. That's sugar free too
Do you think In N Out Burger has a Keto option?
[/quote]

Would the "Protein Style" qualify?

https://www.in-n-out.com/mobile/not-so-secret-menu.aspx

Image
[/quote]

Finally! Someone who gets me!

There’s a flight to Portland one gate over. I have a layspay. Me thinks you’d be more accommodating to my dietary requirements.
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By mitch aka 2 fish
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confession: there's no fucking way I gave jose this much grief. even when I was dying.

relates: but if I've paved a road of happiness... you're welcome.

elates: I had no luggage... I had no petrol wonga... I had a slight cough... "don't worry, it's nothing."
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By ironman
#692456
mitch aka 2 fish wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:35 pm confession: there's no fucking way I gave jose this much grief. even when I was dying.

relates: but if I've paved a road of happiness... you're welcome.

elates: I had no luggage... I had no petrol wonga... I had a slight cough... "don't worry, it's nothing."
Lates: yes you did. Turned your nose up at an exquisite onion soup. The Caesar salad was equally deelish.

For reals: is there such thing as an Austrian/Engerland cooker booker?

Also: it would’ve been nice if you to share Jose doesn’t talk whilst driving. 5 hours of happiness.

So: I bought petrol, each chance.

Also lated: I lost my tobacco and tweed. Somewheres. I don’t know.
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By Lando
#692464
Tokyo Drift meets Nor Cal
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By Average Joe
#692466
mitch aka 2 fish wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:35 pm confession: there's no fucking way I gave jose this much grief. even when I was dying.
There were some similarities, and there were some differences.

You smoked weed and listened to the Grateful Dead while I was driving, whereas he talked. I’m not sure which I found more annoying.

He complained about my driving while I was driving, whereas you waited to complain about my driving until long after we’d safely arrived. After is better.

You both brought me Cuban cigars.

He didn't get sick.

Neither of you like to walk.

Because of this diet he’s on, and because of his disdain for fast food, I’d classify him as a fussy eater. You’re just a fussy eater.

You both caught fish.

Both trips required a lot of time, money, and effort on my part, and I felt exhausted afterwards.

I’d host you both again, but not anytime soon.
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