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By fatman
#445514
Larry, you still butt-sore that your unrequited man-crush wasn't satisfied during Shawn's visit to the U.S. this summer?

Far be it from me to speak for Mitch, but your boot-licking demeanor to his-Austrian-ness is down right pathetic...

Grow a set, Lance....talk about a fucking homo..... :Roll Eyes
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By fatman
#445529
SLSS wrote: That said, I got talking to a guy in a western fly shop about it. He was really down on beads, but fine with glo bugs. He said, You don't tie a bead. Al least you have to tie a glo bug.
And if you are counting tying glo bugs as part of your skill set, I think tying your wading boots should be included too.
I prefer neither, but I'm not going to condemn either.
What's the difference between an "egg pattern" and a "glo bug"?

If you fish 'em, it's an "egg pattern"

If you don't, it's a "glo bug"
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By Fishheadlarry
#445533
fatman wrote:Larry, you still butt-sore that your unrequited man-crush wasn't satisfied during Shawn's visit to the U.S. this summer?

Far be it from me to speak for Mitch, but your boot-licking demeanor to his-Austrian-ness is down right pathetic...

Grow a set, Lance....talk about a fucking homo..... :Roll Eyes
Well, I have a confession to make also.

I just want Aussie-Mitch to smuggle some Capital K Killa into the states so I can :bomb up a storm.

If he agrees, you can tag along to the airport so you can put your talent to work and dig the weed-filled condom outta his ass.

***********
Who woulda thunkit - a cork-sucker(GS) and an ass-digger(YOU) sticking up for each other like Twatty Book-End MO's).

FOADIAF

your pal,

Larry
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By shunned
#445555
whoa... someone's going to be disappointed at the barn dance this saturday.
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By flybug.pa.
#445577
shit in , shit out :coffee
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By Ginseng Sullivan
#445581
well you mention ghey and look who shows up...

still hanging with folks who would light you on fire if you weren't such a chicken shit and wouldn't show up for it after asking for it for six months.

did i mention lately that you are a liar and a coward?

before i wanted you to leave but now i kinda like you sucking cum off the stall floor here. you're so good at it we may as well keep you. how many other dogs could you kick every day and they would still come and sit against your leg? just so you can kick them again...

i knew we would find a use for you eventually. boot licking cur dog is a title that fits you well and maybe you can do a better job of that than your multi million dollar business owner persona. see if you can do more research though cause you blew that cover quick with your un thought through lies about weak insurance policies and POs 90's blazers. do a little boot licking cur dog research before you start in lying about that even. you'll look more pathetic. well if that was even possible.

so what is your real job? let me guess...

janitor at the local elementary school? we know you're a pederast so what better position?

fluffer for the local gay porn industry? naw, too lazy to be good at it and likely wouldn't show up most days.

ditch digger? too weak.

road kill crew for the county? yeah that may be it. drive around and scoop up dead animals and maybe find a somewhat intact one that's still warm and maybe off the road and outta sight a little? sounds like you.

is there a chicken rendering plant in 'cuse? they may hire you with the crackdown on all the illegals. probably not good enough to actually render chickens but somebody's gotta slop those floors.

no, no, i got it. you're the guy who goes around picking up dog shit outta peoples yards. man your busy season is right around the corner. i hope this mild winter doesn't ruin your big season. i know it's hard when you don't even have a high school diploma.

the one that really makes the most sense though would be ward of the state. you know unemployment, food stamps and welfare. these days you can call in for unemployment so you would be all right since you don't have to actually show up for anything. we know that's not your strong suit.

anyone else got a guess on the cuntheads real occupation besides bead fisherman?


they claim i'm too heavy for one of them squirrel suits. damn my luck.
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By Fishheadlarry
#445704
Ginseng Sullivan wrote: yhow many other dogs could you kick every day and they would still come and sit against your leg?
You should know the answer to that, since you rubbed up against the middle leg of your buddy homo you scored at the bar.

Asswiper Fag.

your pal,

Larry
By SOBF
#445708
anyone else got a guess on the cuntheads real occupation besides bead fisherman?
He surely missed his calling in life. He would have made a fine horses ass.
or this
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By Fishheadlarry
#445776
Ginseng Sullivan wrote:well you mention ghey and look who shows up...

still hanging with folks who would light you on fire if you weren't such a chicken shit and wouldn't show up for it after asking for it for six months.

did i mention lately that you are a liar and a coward?

before i wanted you to leave but now i kinda like you sucking cum off the stall floor here. you're so good at it we may as well keep you. how many other dogs could you kick every day and they would still come and sit against your leg? just so you can kick them again...

i knew we would find a use for you eventually. boot licking cur dog is a title that fits you well and maybe you can do a better job of that than your multi million dollar business owner persona. see if you can do more research though cause you blew that cover quick with your un thought through lies about weak insurance policies and POs 90's blazers. do a little boot licking cur dog research before you start in lying about that even. you'll look more pathetic. well if that was even possible.

so what is your real job? let me guess...

janitor at the local elementary school? we know you're a pederast so what better position?

fluffer for the local gay porn industry? naw, too lazy to be good at it and likely wouldn't show up most days.

ditch digger? too weak.

road kill crew for the county? yeah that may be it. drive around and scoop up dead animals and maybe find a somewhat intact one that's still warm and maybe off the road and outta sight a little? sounds like you.

is there a chicken rendering plant in 'cuse? they may hire you with the crackdown on all the illegals. probably not good enough to actually render chickens but somebody's gotta slop those floors.

no, no, i got it. you're the guy who goes around picking up dog shit outta peoples yards. man your busy season is right around the corner. i hope this mild winter doesn't ruin your big season. i know it's hard when you don't even have a high school diploma.

the one that really makes the most sense though would be ward of the state. you know unemployment, food stamps and welfare. these days you can call in for unemployment so you would be all right since you don't have to actually show up for anything. we know that's not your strong suit.

anyone else got a guess on the cuntheads real occupation besides bead fisherman?


they claim i'm too heavy for one of them squirrel suits. damn my luck.

Did you write up that thesis paper at your min-wage fly shop job yesterday?
With business being so slow up their in cowshit country, I guess a crack at penmanship passed the time.
Although you are better qualified at sweeping the floors and cleanin the toilet.

Here's to your ultimate success in the future - (one $4 fly at a time).
hahahahaha
Talk about stimulating the economy - now I understand why you couldn't even attract a fat chick at closing time.
At least you got to utilize your true talent - honkin bobo with your shrill-voiced homo buddy.

P.S. now we know why you consider yourself a fly-tyer extaordinare - must be the your expertise with dealing with Head Cement..

FOADIAF

your pal,

Larry
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By Ginseng Sullivan
#445872
dude i'm shop manager. of course i sweep and clean the toilet. i take the garbage out too and i'm proud to do all of it.

ha! are you so dumb you think that story was true? yes you are! wow in a life full of stupid shit you say this tops it. dog damn are you fuckin stupid, it's really astonishing (go ahead, sound it out). well actually i shouldn't be so hard on you since obviously your upbringing was in foster care after your parents left you for dead and maybe with a touchy "uncle". the education is never very good in those situations. probably home schooled by said uncle who really loved recess, didn't he? but not as much as you did. you probably spent more time pleasing him than studying so i guess your monumental stu-fuckin-pidity is just a nurture situation and not much can be done by now.

you should think about bettering yourself. most high schools have adult Ed, maybe you can work as a janitor there too.

$5 mill in business insurance? fucking moron, i have more on my car policy. such a lousy lie. $5 Mil is NOTHING today. well i'm sure it would cover your cart with the spray bottles and mop bucket, but for liability? must be a pretty small business.

seriously cunthead the problem with you lying so much is that it is hard to keep track of. before you know it your just blurting out stupid shit again and giving us some of the best laughs on the day.

ahh you're such a dumb cunt, please die.
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By shunned
#445875
since we're confessing... I took the garbage out once.

and I put it all in recycling and now I don't have to do it any more.

true story:

still courting, 1998...

the missus: where's the (fucking whatever, I don't know...)?
the ex-dishwasher: I binned it.
her: what do you mean 'you binned it.'
me: I fucked it off. it is no more. it has gone the way of the dodo.
her: why?
me: couldn't get it clean. it was fucking bollocks. I binned it.
her: well you didn't have to throw it away...
me: fuck it. I'll pick up another tomorrow. let's get high...
her: no.
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By Glista
#445934
Will you guys stop making fun of poor DickHeadLarry? Don’t you know it’s not cool to make fun of retarded people?

And Nick, for your information he did show up to Spey Nation to have that little talk with you. Unfortunately he got sidetracked in the woods blowing dick for bologna snadwitches. But he did show up!

And SOBF! You should be ashamed of yourself. You know dam well Larry's mom never bothered to teach him the difference between a toilet bowl and a punch bowl. He can't help it.

You guy are going to give the poor, gay, stupid, fat, ugly, drooling, farting, chicken shit, coward of a liar, boot licking cur dog, pederast, scum bag (did I miss anything?) a complex.
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