A Confession

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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Feb 12, 2019 4:49 pm

mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 4:36 pm
That's a slight improvement over the Grateful Dead.

But not by much.

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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:26 pm

At least we had nice weather.
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Beer is not part of the keto diet.
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Neither is hot chocolate and rum, or so I was told.
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Re: A Confession

Post by D-nymph » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:09 pm

Jose' prefers Tupac to NWA or WuTang but would rather none of the above, truth be told. I'm not sure he likes music at all, actually.
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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:13 pm

if you listen very carefully in his truck you can hear mozart on a loop but it's really low.
he says that's how mozart would have wanted it. the weirdo.
juju x (karma + mojo)= you're a fucking idiot.

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Re: A Confession

Post by RFA » Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:26 pm

Average Joe wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:21 pm
mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:35 pm
confession: there's no fucking way I gave jose this much grief. even when I was dying.
There were some similarities, and there were some differences.

You smoked weed and listened to the Grateful Dead while I was driving, whereas he talked. I’m not sure which I found more annoying.

He complained about my driving while I was driving, whereas you waited to complain about my driving until long after we’d safely arrived. After is better.

You both brought me Cuban cigars.

He didn't get sick.

Neither of you like to walk.

Because of this diet he’s on, and because of his disdain for fast food, I’d classify him as a fussy eater. You’re just a fussy eater.

You both caught fish.

Both trips required a lot of time, money, and effort on my part, and I felt exhausted afterwards.

I’d host you both again, but not anytime soon.

The guy was near death when I hosted him as well, honestly, Bubble Boy levels of sniffles, sneezing, hacking, and eyes watering. It's all starting to make sense. It was all he could do to stay up until 9PM. Mitch, AKA 15 Box of Kleenex,
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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:11 am

16 with one eye on your mum.
juju x (karma + mojo)= you're a fucking idiot.

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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:18 pm

confession: departs tomorrow, cnuts.

relates: could this be a tickle at the back of my throat?

elates: pass us that box of 'kleenex'...
juju x (karma + mojo)= you're a fucking idiot.

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Re: A Confession

Post by Average Joe » Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:23 pm

I haven't prepared anything, so please don't tell me you're coming to Norcal again.

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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:55 pm

melbourne

like norcal but different indigenous.
ours have more teeth but jump off smaller bridges.




lates: it's just a head-cold. nothing to alarm.

sate: I'm horseshitting. I feel a seppo 150%.
juju x (karma + mojo)= you're a fucking idiot.

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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Tue Feb 19, 2019 6:59 pm

quick maths: seppo 150% ≥ everywhere else in this fucking world 100%
juju x (karma + mojo)= you're a fucking idiot.

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Re: A Confession

Post by Lando » Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:37 pm

I can totally see Bwian and Mitch at this event....
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Re: A Confession

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:41 pm

yes.

confession: departs 09:45

relates: mtice takes a big ol' swig of marijuana juice, 06:40

elates: my breathe smells of coconut oil.

lates: and weed.

tale: anything in my teeth?
juju x (karma + mojo)= you're a fucking idiot.

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