mitch aka 2 fish wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2019 6:45 pm
road trip would have been cool...
I have petrol monies...
do you like the dead?
You and rampant fly into SFO and then drive my truck across the Nevada/Utah/Wyoming desert in late July (your winter) to the luau.
Shouldn't take more than twenty hours.
Reminder: You'll be driving a twenty-two year old vehicle with a manual transmission, no cruise control, no air conditioning, no GPS, a broken AM/FM radio, and a spotty service record. It does however get decent mileage, and you won't have to worry about speeding tickets because it's incapable of traveling faster than 100 KM/HR.
Unless it's raining.
But you knew that.
Should you decide to take me up on this most generous offer, I will leave something under the dash from the Horse Lady that will assist in making your journey most unmemorable. I'll even put some penicillin and a liter of Theraflu under the passenger seat. (Taps nose.)
Since I won't be driving with you, you'll be able to listen to whatever you like.
And should you arrive safely and on schedule, you can then pick me up at the Cody airport.
Please confer with rampant and get back to me at your earliest convenience.