All threads that bitch about new, existing, or old members will be posted/relocated here. Keep this shit off the General forum, because no one wants (or cares) to hear your opinions. Now go back to the other forums and post something worthy of reading.
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By rampant
I have realized that at my age now I cannot function very well on 2 hours sleep after drinking whiskey and smoking cigars until 2 in the morning and then getting up for an early morning flight; I made the flight but sitting in a chair designed for a child on a 4 hour flight does wonders for my tolerance for fools.
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By Average Joe
Lando recently started a group text between him, me, and Hagen.

Tonight Hagen sent us midget porn.

Not surprising if you know Hagen.

I was visiting my folks at the time, and the Old Man said, “What are you laughing about?”

I showed him the image, and with a serious look on his face he said, “Well, I gotta give her credit. It’s not easy finding work when you’re born that way. It’s not like they’re re-making the Wizard of Oz every other fucking month. And even if they were, I doubt she could get away with that shit in a kids’ movie. Now go and make me another drink.”
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By Lando
Hagen and a midget hooker will have be able to fit in the back of Joe's new truck........this is a non-negotiable with the salesman. And if I were Joe, I would have them do two or three layers of Scotch Guard on the seats.....
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By mitch aka 2 fish
confession: I didn't smoke any weed yesterday and I have loads.

relates: I jrink too much.

elates: but I'm still rich.

lates: or is it dick?

sate: perhaps I'm still dick.
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By Lando
Average Joe wrote: Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:25 pm You can be drunk, rich, high, and a dick all at the same time.

Be all that you can be.

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By mitch aka 2 fish
confession: yesterday I was called an inbred by a girl who comes from a country where they marry their first cousins.

relates: invasion day rally in pertharoo.

elates: let's see... they covered changing of the australia day date, the de-colonisation, climate change and gender. jfc.

lates: I changed the date today.

sate: just like I said I would.

Racist shit deleted by Jed
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