All threads that bitch about new, existing, or old members will be posted/relocated here. Keep this shit off the General forum, because no one wants (or cares) to hear your opinions. Now go back to the other forums and post something worthy of reading.
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By troutsmack
#459032
the shit you get has seeds? Oh

:sucks
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By Fishheadlarry
#459035
troutsmack wrote:the shit you get has seeds? Oh

:sucks
yup
http://www.nirvanashop.com/en/?idev_id=3423

usually around $100 for 10...

I know, I know,

I'll try to cease & desist mentioning ways that successful business folks like myself spend our discretionary income.

btw - that price point on the seeds is well above your ROACH-STEALING grasp...

GET A JOB LOSER!!!


your pal,

Larry
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By slavetotheflyrod
#459047
I still struggle to understand why someone as smart and successful as yourself would waste his precious time on us stoned out shoprat losers.
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By tailchaser
#459079
My plane flies out tomorrow... I arrive around 4:30ish...


practice falling down, little bitch.
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By Fishheadlarry
#459168
tailchaser wrote:My plane flies out tomorrow... I arrive around 4:30ish...


practice falling down, little bitch.
Considering you are such a confident "punk", perhaps you can ante up more flight info - like the airline and flight #...

Pm me for a cell phone number, since you are so confident, then you should be capable of hailing your own cab ride, cause I won't waste my time to make a trip for a wild goose chase at the airport.

Upon arrival at my shop, tell the cabbie to keep the meter runnin, point the cab in the direction of the nearest ER, and if
he has a blanket in his trunk, tell him to cover up his backseat, to minimize the stains from the leakage - from your pummeled tail and head.

your pal,

Larry.

another day off - now I gotta "breakfast up" and decide how I will spend my money tooooday...
while you plan your next raid on your Mommy's purse..
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By tailingpermit
#459175
Ring...

Ring...

Ring...

Operator: Larry's Law Care, how may I help you?

TC: WTF? Ugh, Larry please.

Operator: May I ask who's calling?

TC: Tell him, tailchaser...

Silence...

More silence...

Even more silence...

Recorded voice: If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try your call again, beep-beep-beep...

TC: Figures. <recall>

Ring...

Ring...

Ring...

Operator: Larry's Million Dollar Industries, how may I direct your call?

TC: Larry, please. It's tailchaser, and don't hang up!

Operator: I'm sorry Mr tailchaser, Larry is out of the office on very urgent and important business.
Could I take a message?

TC: Nevermind! <click> <recall>

Ring...

Ring...

Ring...

Operator: Larry's Law Care, how may I help you?

TC: (alters voice) Yeah, Lars please.

Operator: May I ask who's calling?

TC: It's Bill from the local feed store, I told Lars I'd call him when I found a pair of 80's Jordache jeans that
would fit his wife.

Operator: Oh, ok, hold on just a sec Bill...

Larry: Hello, this is Larry.

TC: Aha! You fishheaded pussy!

Larry: <click>

If you would like to make a call please hang up and try your call again, beep-beep-beep...
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By Float Rod
#459189
CHL has already stiffed out on a fight, just love how he always types in "see ya at hancock airport"

Big tough guy behind the screen. last time I checked, he weaseled out last year.

this guy is a fucking loser
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By fallen513
#459293
I had that laptop in 1985.
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By LTD
#459295
Don't most rich guys own Mac's?
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By Fishheadlarry
#459548
fallen513 wrote:I had that laptop in 1985.
I have 5 of them - of various vintage.

The things are bullet-proof - and priced a lot lower than the IBM thinkpads I used to use.

Spreadsheets, budgets, internet, and email..
Simple guy with simple needs..

I don't need the hp for HD GAY PORN - like you do...

your pal,

Larry
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By fallen513
#459602
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