FredA wrote:Just had a cystostomy Monday. Anyone else have one of these fuckin procedures? Where they slather you up with a numbing gel, then they pump saline up your dick to inflate the bladder. Then they shove a scope up there to check see how things look. And don't clench because that just makes it worse. Spent the next four hours feeling like I had to piss so bad only to find there's nothing in there and every drip burned like hell.
So I'm thinkin getting old does pretty much suck.
Guess it could be worse... Visions of Al Swearengen.
That was a horrible experience in itself, however try getting that done the day before you have to prep for your ass cleansing check.
Guess what also happens when your shitting water while prepping, it also makes you piss (in my case I pissed Fire).
Good times but I got the green light on all that stuff thankfully
I thought is was Peniscopy, no?
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