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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 9:42 pm
by Hogleg
Speedy recovery Root.

Merely a flesh wound for a salty old geezer like you I'm guessing.

Let me know if you need anything my friend. I hope you're doing well.

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 6:07 pm
by Redchaser
Had a prostate biopsy today. Now I'm sitting funny and shitting blood, but the warm glow of valume makes it a little more tolerable.

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 10:37 pm
by Redchaser
I found a good deal on a turntable I've been wanting on Craigslist. Met the dude to buy it from him, he's probably around 30 or so. I give him cash, he gives me the turntable and a few of the accessories that go with it, then he hands me this object and says "I think this may be part of the counter balance"
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Apparently he's never seen or played a 45 RPM record. FML I'm getting old.

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:09 pm
by The Wandering Blues
Well, it's my turn for the initiation into the 'Over 50' Club. Bruiser said to read this thread. I'm glad I did before I started drinking the cocktail as I'm sure my walls would have looked like a Jackson Pollack painting from laughing so hard.... Average fucking Joe........

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:55 pm
by Bigguy
Welcome to the club, WB! Just had my second one a few weeks ago. Realizing I was nearing my 5th anniversary, I called the doc that did the first one. They told me I needed my general prac. Doc to write a referral. Arguing that the ass doc had said come back didn't do any good. Called the general prac. Doc and asked that they write the referral. Two days later and no referral, I called back. They told me that since I hadn't been in in six months, I needed to see the doc. Already getting the red-ass and hadn't even made it to the starting line. Decided to switch general prac. doc, still had to make an office visit.
Finally get the ass-reaming scheduled, day before I was to drink the cocktail, ass-doc's office called rescheduling it two weeks later, another case of red-ass!

Having gone through the shitshow once, I stopped eating at noon the day before having to drink that crap, figured less in, less out. Discovered they had improved things, instead of a gallon of shit starter, they had switched to 1/2 gallon of gator aid, not near as bad.

As par for the course, the 12:30 procedure was delayed almost two hours. I was more than a little pissed. Had to take one last shit before getting started and the ass-doc was miffed that I was late. Told him to fuck-off since he was running even later! Damn glad they gave me good drugs as I suspect I really got an ass-reaming!

Good news, no ass-cancer. Bad news, get to do it again in five years.

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:42 pm
by fatman
Evening Plans
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:16 pm
by austrotard
you gonna give a speech?

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:39 pm
by fatman
austrotard wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:16 pm
you gonna give a speech?
Music. Via butt trumpet. The concert has begun.

relates: why is it that three pints of beer in an hour is no prob, but three pints of water is like eating an elephant?

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:04 am
by Ruddy Duck
fatman wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:42 pm
Evening Plans
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My neighbor is a sales rep for that stuff. Would you like for me to pass along any feedback?

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:15 pm
by LA Fly Guy
Ruddy Duck wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:04 am
fatman wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:42 pm
Evening Plans
planss.jpg
My neighbor is a sales rep for that stuff. Would you like for me to pass along any feedback?
Oh, he's gonna pass it alright. If taken correctly, it will be involuntary.

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:44 pm
by fatman
Ruddy Duck wrote:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:04 am
fatman wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:42 pm
Evening Plans
planss.jpg
My neighbor is a sales rep for that stuff. Would you like for me to pass along any feedback?
Yeah. Ask him why those cocksuckers in the lab can't make that shit taste any better.
I'm mean, how fukkin difficult can that be?

Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:20 pm
by Ruddy Duck
10-4. Will report back.

Hope it went well otherwise Kevin.