Byproduct of Getting Old

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:51 pm

sounds like mtice's thursday night.
add some cocaine and it would be exactly the same.

moral: it does not make freo any better.
9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by Average Joe » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:08 pm

Well, there's a handful of pills he's supposed to take in the morning, and another handful before bed. Mix all of that up with a pint of Hobo Spice and some Havana tobacco, and it's more like heroin. Or LSD.

Up and fully dressed at 2:45 AM, trying to move the table I've dragged over to block the door so he doesn't go wandering.

Jose, sleeping on a cot next to the table: "Why are you up?"

Old Man: "I'm ready to go home."

Jose: "Your wife is armed, and she will shoot us if we come home at this hour. Go back to bed."

Old Man: "I'm not sleepy. I'm just going to sit down here until it's time to go."

(to be continued...)

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by Average Joe » Fri Apr 19, 2019 8:59 pm

I just finished a delicious dinner of corned beef, cabbage, potatoes, onions, and carrots, compliments of my lovely wife.

She's currently doing the dishes, so our story can now continue.

Old Man: "What time is it?"

Jose, hitting the light on his watch: "It's ten to three."

Old Man: "We should get going then."

Jose: "It's too early."

Old Man, just as Jose is drifting back to sleep: "What time is it?"

Jose: "See that window? We're not leaving until you see light coming through that window."

Old Man: "Why do those fucking dogs keep barking?"

Jose: "Because they're dogs, and that's what they do."

We ended up chatting until 5:30 AM.

In hindsight, I should have just taken him home.
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:49 pm

one of those fuckers peed on my foot when it was a pup.

and all I got was an apology, a question about snakes and sharks and a half ounce.
I see now why there's so many shitty songs written about mendocino.
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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by Average Joe » Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:04 pm

That's because you couldn't remember the name of that fucking president.

You got some Walmart underwear as well.

Which oddly enough is what I gave him for his birthday.

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Re: Byproduct of Getting Old

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:12 pm

byproduct=walmart grundies

I might as well shoot myself.

9 out of 10 entomologists fucking well aren't.

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