Average Joe wrote:I do and mine likes shit as well. Turkey shit, specifically is her favorite perfume. She hasn't had the opportunity for man poo yet, but I'm sure she'd love it.
You obviously have a dog. You know how disgusting they can be.
Look at this face.
What makes you think he wouldn't drag my shit-filled pants into the kitchen and roll on them?
For your sake, I was hoping you were just writing a comedy routine, because that's nasty. But it's also hillarious.