Like hell you will.
Two days after the procedure I had a hemorrhoid the size of a Brussels sprout blooming out of my ass.
I called the doc and said, "What the fuck is this all about?"
Doc said, "I've no idea, but get yourself some Preparation H and some Metamucil and you'll be fine. I can assure you it's totally unrelated to the procedure."
Yesterday I was finally able to sit with both cheeks firmly planted on the chair.
Note to anyone over 50 who hasn't had this procedure: get it done. It's a day or two of discomfort (or in my case, about a week), but you and your family will sleep better at night knowing you don't have renegade cells fucking about in your lower intestine.