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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#684553

By pbrstreetgang - Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:15 pm

- Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:15 pm #684553

Lando wrote: ↑Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:28 pm Evanston? Why the fuck would anyone want to go to Evanston?

Great question - almost a zen koan, actually.

It smells like old people perfume, college books, and rib tips. I'd be okay if it was just the last one

This is Almighty - standing by, over.

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#684608

By austrotard - Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:56 pm

- Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:56 pm #684608

peebs,

I'm going to punch your on your nose.
very slow but hard.

warm regards,
mitch

https://www.stevegriff.com/blog/entries ... mwUG1T1VEI

pbrstreetgang wrote: ↑Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:15 pm zen koan

canuckian fella... wrote hallelujah.
I know what goes on.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#684614

By pbrstreetgang - Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:15 am

- Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:15 am #684614

Clever Clogs...

This is Almighty - standing by, over.

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#686098

By austrotard - Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:25 pm

- Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:25 pm #686098

apart from kicking it really fucking hard how does one get a dog to stop licking oneself?

he's a very licky dog. worse than yard's, hey.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#686113

By Honyuk96 - Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:52 am

- Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:52 am #686113

Cayenne pepper you shmuck

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#686118

By root wad - Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:27 pm

- Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:27 pm #686118

austrotard wrote: ↑Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:25 pm how does one get a dog to stop licking oneself?

Perhaps try licking him back and see how he likes it.

Life is a whole lot more simple when you plow around the stump.
"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#686123

By fatman - Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:50 pm

- Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:50 pm #686123

austrotard wrote: ↑Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:25 pm apart from kicking it really fucking hard how does one get a dog to stop licking oneself?

he's a very licky dog. worse than yard's, hey.

somebody's jealous

"I wish I could do that."
"I dunno, he might bite...."

My drinkin' days are over; I'm still trouble bound - Slaid Cleaves

"This place is so fucked up. Where else could you find a thread with a Debbie Gibson song, a chapter from Fyodor Dostoevsky, and a sweet under boob pic like that on the same page?" - Hogleg

"You may not be smart, but your car gets good gas mileage". - Stovetop

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#686125

By yard4sale - Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:56 pm

- Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:56 pm #686125

The key is where you put the peanut butter.

You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#686144

By BigTimber - Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:45 am

- Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:45 am #686144

yard4sale wrote: ↑Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:56 pm The key is where you put the peanut butter.

speaking from experience?

This place has enough jiggly milkbags, marsupials fisting off, and animated cherubs getting stabbed in the fuck to get anyone shitcanned, if''n their boss can''t take a joke. ~SUAF

Pussy, much like freedom, ain't free.

America has become a dildo that has turned berserkly on its owner. ~McGuane 1971

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#686205

By austrotard - Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:49 am

- Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:49 am #686205

I bust a cap in yo ass...

I bust a cap in yo ass...

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I bust a cap in yo ass...

I bust a cap in yo ass...

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whoa whoa whoa... why the fuck did you shoot that guy fo?

I bust a cap in yo ass...

I bust a cap in yo ass...

I bust a cap in yo ass...

I bust a cap in yo ass...

sing along.

come on... you wrote the fucking words for fuck's sake.

I bust a cap in yo ass...

I bust a cap in yo ass...

I bust a cap in yo ass...

I bust a cap in yo ass...

it should be an anthem. an anthem one could fucking kneel to.

I bust a cap in yo ass...

I bust a cap in yo ass...

I bust a cap in yo ass...

I bust a cap in yo ass...

amen! and gawd save 'merka, folks.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#686474

By austrotard - Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:57 am

- Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:57 am #686474

things drakians should know...

eg: why mitch eats like a mouse when in merka.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabino ... s_syndrome

maybe that's how I wore out my velkommen, hey.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to#686518

By fatman - Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:14 pm

- Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:14 pm #686518

HTFU, man

My drinkin' days are over; I'm still trouble bound - Slaid Cleaves

"This place is so fucked up. Where else could you find a thread with a Debbie Gibson song, a chapter from Fyodor Dostoevsky, and a sweet under boob pic like that on the same page?" - Hogleg

"You may not be smart, but your car gets good gas mileage". - Stovetop

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You guys in LA and NW FLA make it through these squalls Okay?

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