things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fallen513 » Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:47 pm

They’re a conquered people. Time to get over it.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Redchaser » Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:38 am

fatman wrote:
Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:20 pm
"did you cream?"
At least it was a chick asking me that.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by LA Fly Guy » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:51 am

Fatman - "What we need is a full dress salmon fly for the tenkaro rod"
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Redchaser » Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:10 am

"I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Ruddy Duck » Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:45 am

Redchaser wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:10 am
"I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.
If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by LA Fly Guy » Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:06 pm

Ruddy Duck wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:45 am
Redchaser wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:10 am
"I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.
If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.
At least he got his food. One of the steaks didn't come out at the same time as all the others. I wonder why.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Redchaser » Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:41 am

Ruddy Duck wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:45 am
Redchaser wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:10 am
"I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.
If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.
I eat lunch with Mike about once a week, I worry about how much spit, Jizz and Pubes I've consumed on his behalf..
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by LA Fly Guy » Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:36 am

Redchaser wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:41 am
Ruddy Duck wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:45 am
Redchaser wrote:
Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:10 am
"I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.
If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.
I eat lunch with Mike about once a week, I worry about how much spit, Jizz and Pubes I've consumed on his behalf..
Your immune system should be pretty strong by this point from all that you've ingested.

A good gravy can cover the taste of a lot of things.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:58 pm

shit. today is my wedding anniversary. let me borrow your phone.
hey! everyone entitled owns a right opinion, buddy.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:18 pm

'oh, fuck.'
"what is it?"
'april vokey's here.'

later

'so I haven't seen her today. perhaps she fishes with the bishes?..'
"fuck knows. she came back last night. I sat around a table with her and morsie."
'did you tell her who you were travelling with?'
"ha ha... no" he laughed "fuck me, no."
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:11 am

this would never happen in a nazi germany.
hey! everyone entitled owns a right opinion, buddy.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:35 am

'just like I said twice before... I am never coming to this cunt of a country again.'
hey! everyone entitled owns a right opinion, buddy.

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