[ironman]

(to Sakonnet)

You ate the only lobster with speed in it - AJ

[ironman]

I smell like freshly baked muffins and victory - AJ

[fly-chucker]

At local only breakfast joint

FredA - "I'll take two eggs scrambled, bacon, and white toast.

Waitress - rolls eyes and mouths "fuck you"

fly-chucker - "She must not have liked your order"

[Bigguy]

Sage advice- avoid old girl friends at all cost!

[austrotard]

"c'mon! it's selfie time!"

[austrotard]

"here's your coffee, 'nigel'." says a drakian to the black fella.

only in 'straya, hey.



disclaimer: yeah. they're mates.
disclaimer part deux: and no, it wasn't me.
and three: funnily enough there was no fucking kneeling afterwards. only high-five success.

I guess that makes us special.

[fly-chucker]

"as long as I can see Tranny's nipples, we'll be OK"

[fly-chucker]

"it tickles"

[austrotard]

here's a popular rhetoric...

"what the fuck are we listening to."

[Redchaser]

Everybody “farther farther you’re 3 feet short”
Ruddy Duck “that’s the problem with tenkara”

Ruddy Duck “Where’s the mullet juice?”

[mitch aka 2 fish]

cliff: yeah... the job was in padbury.
mtice: I don't even know where padbury is. hey, do you remember when those fellas spray-painted the iga up there? they changed the sign to padbury niggas.

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rampant: whoa! just a fucking minute! I find that very disrespectful. I mean for fuck's sake... we've got one right here sat at the table!

silence and then balltearing laughter.

mtice: wait. cliff isn't from padbury...

and then again.



we're a touchy bunch down here, hey.

[fatman]

"did you cream?"