things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by El Jeffe » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:32 am

Mitch: Has anyone seen my suitcase?

Porno: You mean the one laying open in the rain?

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by MTgrayling » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:38 pm

Zombie frogs, a fuk ton of zombie frogs.

and rain.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:35 pm

mitch/porno: she come skimming through rays of violet, she can wade in a drop of dew, she don't come and I don't follow waits backstage while I sing to you...

mitch:...bitch

porno: ha ha ha.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:41 pm

porno: I'm being sincere here, love. my grandmother came from poland and she used to make these and it would take her all day. literally! I know... I'm serious. trust me on this. I don't know anyway else to put it. these are the best fucking perogies I've ever had. and trust me... I've had perogies.

mrs. rammerjammers: umm... okay. thank you.

porno: you probably don't know this, my grandmother came from poland and she used to make these. I'm serious. these are sooo fucking good, hey. hiccup.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fatman » Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:43 pm

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:55 pm

mitch: in my head I'm yelling.

everyone: yeah, well we still can't hear a fucking word you say.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:16 pm

Peebs: (general broadcast...) "Hey what you guys bring Chase for lunch that I can eat..."

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:18 pm

CC: jfc...apple pie shine???
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Redchaser » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:55 pm

ChaseChrome wrote:CC: jfc...apple pie shine???
Inebriate drawl from the shadows, "yeah it's fawkingawesome..."
Shonnie Shon Shonnessy: "Fucking piss tastes like Apple Jacks Cereal mate..."
If you watched "Justified" you probably wouldn't want to drink any shine called "Apple Pie"
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fatman » Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:37 pm

"Has anyone seen my (t)weed?"
My drinkin' days are over; I'm still trouble bound - Slaid Cleaves

"This place is so fucked up. Where else could you find a thread with a Debbie Gibson song, a chapter from Fyodor Dostoevsky, and a sweet under boob pic like that on the same page?" - Hogleg

"You may not be smart, but your car gets good gas mileage". - Stovetop

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fatman » Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:39 pm

waiter: can I box up your Autumn Salad, sir?

Mitch: no thanks, mate. cheers.

Peeber: I think he just told that guy to fuck off in Austrian
My drinkin' days are over; I'm still trouble bound - Slaid Cleaves

"This place is so fucked up. Where else could you find a thread with a Debbie Gibson song, a chapter from Fyodor Dostoevsky, and a sweet under boob pic like that on the same page?" - Hogleg

"You may not be smart, but your car gets good gas mileage". - Stovetop

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:42 pm

waitress: do you want a box?

the champ: I said 'pardon?'...
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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