things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:10 am

mitch: you know, I got a letter from the government the other day...

porno: what it say?

mitch: well I opened it and read it...

porno: and...

mitch: it said they were suckers. [/shrugs]

porno: what they want?

mitch: they wanted me for some army or w'ever.

porno: and did you give a damn?

mitch: I said never.

mitch/porno: bwahahaha!

rammerjammers: I don't know what's scarier. the fact that you know who public enemy is or the fact that you two fuckheads know all the lyrics.

porno: ha ha... first you're rich then you're famous, maaate.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:28 am

mitch: so the fellas and I were just watching. your casting is coming along nicely.

jason/tony stewart: no it isn't. I fucking hate spey casting or switch casting or whatever the fuck this is called.

mitch: fair enough, mate.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 20, 2015 1:56 am

jrunken unknown: I don't give a fuck what these pricks say... I fucking love steely dan.

jrunken unknown 2: yeah. me too.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 20, 2015 1:58 am

tim: wow. whew!!! I think that tweed really picked me up. I was pretty rough and thought I was gonna puke for sure.

mitch: mate. you are the only one in the world that can do that.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:01 am

at trout run...

flybug/rockymtn: you cunts didn't see us here, right?

mitch/peebs: oh you dirty fucking bastards.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:03 am

porno: I can't believe you assholes gave my car keys to the cops. assholes!
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by west_jay » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:22 am

"At eleven pm, the ginger bird caved in, I said "Fellas, it's been good to know yaaa." :smile
I never met anyone named Joel that wasn't a complete knob. – CharlieJenkem

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by steelhound » Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:39 pm

Wb25: "hey guys, I really enjoy playing Luke Bryan's songs"
frustrated. After a few "what the fucks?" "i suck"s and a break on shore I convinced her to get back to casting. I clearly remember this question/statement "so you actually think this is fun. These fish are fucked"
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:27 pm

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:00 pm

ChaseChrome wrote:ALL WEEKEND
more like 20 days.
nice sweater, mind.



everyone: so how long did it take to get here?

mitch: I think this time it was 34hrs door to door. not too bad, mind... last year's ak was 44hrs.

everyone: jfc. I could never do that. if you need anything, just ask. we got your back, mitch. anything you want...

mitch: cool. you got any tweed?

everyone: sorry, man. no.

mitch: be a lot cooler if you did.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Average Joe » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:02 pm

AJ: “Here’s the stuff you asked for: cigar punch, cigar lighter, toffe-ettes, twelve pack of Sam Adams, 21 ‘farclas, and 21 ‘livet.”

Mitch: “What, no fucking eggs?”

silence

AJ: "The idea of packing a couple dozen chicken eggs in my suitcase really didn't appeal to me, so no. No fucking eggs."

Mitch: "Fuck mate. I was really looking forward to eating those eggs."

AJ: "Why don't you eat one of those hot dogs instead?"

Mitch, with hot dog in hand: "What, no fucking mustard? Who serves hot dogs without mustard?"

AJ: Goes back to the booze table and pours himself another drink.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:11 pm

mitch: well, that's me done. fuck me. it's 2am.

jose: I'll walk you to your room.

mitch: that's all right. I think I shall be able to find my cottage.

westjay: hee hee. cottage.

jose: no. I think it's better if we walk you.

mitch: I think I'll be okay, mates.

west jay: mitch. we're walking you.

25 pinballing minutes later...

mitch: well, cheers. I think there was every chance of me dying back there, walking across that paddock. tweed is not warm, hey.

jose: no worries.

west jay: it looks like they left the door open for you. good night.

mitch: cheers, lads. I'll see you in the morning.

mitch enters, door closes...


mitch: FUCK! OFF!

peebs: bwahahaha. good night, mitch.

mitch: night, peebs. homo.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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