things I a-heared at drake camp

[mitch aka 2 fish]

first and every night + beers + whisky= laud

'well I couldn't have swung that river any better. but I guess that's salmon fishing...'

every fucking day thereafter+ a cracking twatting hangover= lament

'what the fuck are we doing. we need our fucking heads read... there's no fucking fish in this river.'

[fatman]

first and every night + beers + whisky= laud

'well I couldn't have swung that river any better. but I guess that's salmon fishing...'

every fucking day thereafter+ a cracking twatting hangover= lament

'what the fuck are we doing. we need our fucking heads read... there's no fucking fish in this river.'

you were at Uncle Touchy's, weren't ya?

didn't even fukkin call.....

[Average Joe]

'just like I said twice before... I am never coming to this cunt of a country again.'

first and every night + beers + whisky= laud

'well I couldn't have swung that river any better. but I guess that's salmon fishing...'

every fucking day thereafter+ a cracking twatting hangover= lament

'what the fuck are we doing. we need our fucking heads read... there's no fucking fish in this river.'

It's possible you might have had a slightly better time had I not been uninvited.

We'll never know.

Regardless, stop with the bishing. Channel all of that bile and disappointment into a quality TR instead.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

you would've killed us. twice.

topical: 'if you just drop us off out the front I'll nip in and kill him real quick... you won't even have to stop the motor.'

[mitch aka 2 fish]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

which is pink floyd/rampant ball-tearing hilarious when a chopper takes off.
hell, even the pilot larfed.

[Average Joe]

you would've killed us. twice.

That goes without saying, but still...

[mitch aka 2 fish]

'I'm starting to think it's me. but then I realise it couldn't be. surely.'

[mitch aka 2 fish]

"hey mtice, were you perhaps in chichu with the cc?"

'don't ask me that.'

[rampant]

"This is the ultimate music mix then you spoilt it with Pavlov's Dog"

[mitch aka 2 fish]

'the man who holds the pokey stick rules the world.'

[mitch aka 2 fish]

'I've think I've figured out that there's a very fine line between spey casting and standing in a river wondering why my girls hate me.'

[Average Joe]

"Check out the personalized license plates on that pickup. Is April Vokey fishing here today?"

"Can't say for sure, but that is her last name, and the frame around them says, "Catch and Release Wild Steelhead."

"If Mitch was here he'd make us wait next to this truck all day until he found out for sure."

"Glad he's not here then."