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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:18 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
first and every night + beers + whisky= laud

'well I couldn't have swung that river any better. but I guess that's salmon fishing...'

every fucking day thereafter+ a cracking twatting hangover= lament

'what the fuck are we doing. we need our fucking heads read... there's no fucking fish in this river.'

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:34 pm
by fatman
mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:18 am
first and every night + beers + whisky= laud

'well I couldn't have swung that river any better. but I guess that's salmon fishing...'

every fucking day thereafter+ a cracking twatting hangover= lament

'what the fuck are we doing. we need our fucking heads read... there's no fucking fish in this river.'
you were at Uncle Touchy's, weren't ya?

didn't even fukkin call.....

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:44 pm
by Average Joe
mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:35 am
'just like I said twice before... I am never coming to this cunt of a country again.'
mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:18 am
first and every night + beers + whisky= laud

'well I couldn't have swung that river any better. but I guess that's salmon fishing...'

every fucking day thereafter+ a cracking twatting hangover= lament

'what the fuck are we doing. we need our fucking heads read... there's no fucking fish in this river.'
It's possible you might have had a slightly better time had I not been uninvited.

We'll never know.

Regardless, stop with the bishing. Channel all of that bile and disappointment into a quality TR instead.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:21 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
you would've killed us. twice.

topical: 'if you just drop us off out the front I'll nip in and kill him real quick... you won't even have to stop the motor.'

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:52 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

which is pink floyd/rampant ball-tearing hilarious when a chopper takes off.
hell, even the pilot larfed.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:20 pm
by Average Joe
mitch aka 2 fish wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:21 pm
you would've killed us. twice.
That goes without saying, but still...

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:35 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
'I'm starting to think it's me. but then I realise it couldn't be. surely.'

Re: things I a-heared after drake camp

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 5:37 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
"hey mtice, were you perhaps in chichu with the cc?"

'don't ask me that.'

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:28 pm
by rampant
"This is the ultimate music mix then you spoilt it with Pavlov's Dog"

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:41 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
'the man who holds the pokey stick rules the world.'

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 11:31 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
'I've think I've figured out that there's a very fine line between spey casting and standing in a river wondering why my girls hate me.'

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:46 pm
by Average Joe
"Check out the personalized license plates on that pickup. Is April Vokey fishing here today?"

"Can't say for sure, but that is her last name, and the frame around them says, "Catch and Release Wild Steelhead."

"If Mitch was here he'd make us wait next to this truck all day until he found out for sure."

"Glad he's not here then."