All threads that bitch about new, existing, or old members will be posted/relocated here. Keep this shit off the General forum, because no one wants (or cares) to hear your opinions. Now go back to the other forums and post something worthy of reading.
User avatar
By austrotard
#612804
peebs: ah, fuck. there's another one.

mitch: what's the limit?

peebs: sixty-five.

mitch: hmmm... how fast are we going?

peebs: eighty-five ninety.

mitch: so what can you get away with comfortably? I'm trying to do the klicks maths in my head but fuck it. we get a five ten klick clearance or some shit.

peebs: 'bout seventy.

mitch: fuck. is he behind us?

peebs: nnnope.

mitch: then I shall skin up. are we in buffalo?

peebs: nearly. we're in new york state.

mitch: fuck me. when did it shut down?
User avatar
By austrotard
#612805
peebs: so what do you want to listen to?

mitch: the dead.

peebs: figgers. when?

mitch: now preferably.

peebs: no, dumb ass. what year?

mitch: you choose.

peebs: all right. name this concert.

mitch: hmmm... don't know, mate.

peebs: but you're the one that gave it to me.

mitch: that means nothing. all credit goes to augie, ce and lurgs.

peebs: go on. try.

mitch: '73.

peebs: fuck me, that's right. now tell me the venue.

mitch: mate, just be happy I got '73. you reckon I can skin up?

peebs: you reckon you can wait until we get out of pittsburgh?

mitch: so this is the city. hmmm. where's the rocky steps?

peebs: that's philly.

mitch: that porno is a lying bastard.

peebs: mitch.

mitch: yeah?

peebs: cow palace.

mitch: yeah. I don't know what that means. turn it up... this is a good bit.
#612814
Redchaser - Your casting style reminds me of somebody
Kevin from Tulsa - Who?
Redchaser- Michael J Fox, now quit flogging me
User avatar
By fatman
#612820
2:30 am Sunday, going to cast flies off the pier with two million bait fishers

Lurgee: I wanna get into a fight with all you guys. Just a warning, I won't be much help....
#612835
Lurgee - Via Text - "I just caught a turtle, how big does it have to be?"
User avatar
By Hogleg
#612865
Me in the backwater marsh creeks: "So this is where you'd go to dump a body?"

Lurker (without hesitation): "All my ex-girlfriends are back here with concrete blocks tied around their heads"
User avatar
By Hogleg
#612866
Lurgee: "I'm having some difficulty speaking right now"
User avatar
By fatman
#612886
Trucha: My wife says I have "Movie-line Tourette's"
User avatar
By fatman
#612895
Drakian: "You wanna beer?"
Fla. cracker guide: "No thanks, I'm allergic. I break out in handcuffs"
User avatar
By Hogleg
#612900
Willi: Hey this is the most happening place on the whole street, let's go in here.

Me: This is a gay bar Willi.

Willi: No it's not.

Me: Have a look at the guy dancing on the bar in a speedo.

Willi: Yep, it's a gay bar all right.
User avatar
By Redchaser
#612906
Hogleg wrote:Willi: Hey this is the most happening place on the whole street, let's go in here.

Me: This is a gay bar Willi.

Willi: No it's not.

Me: Have a look at the guy dancing on the bar in a speedo.

Willi: Yep, it's a gay bar all right.
You should have just pointed and said "Dere's one"
  • 1
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 26
Change of scenery TR

Took a drive to try to find some trout today. h[…]

The Beer, The Wine, The Whiskey

Righteous!

Friday Cheer Through Pics

Cheer indeed

Dear Capt Dustin Huff

Has anyone seen a photo of Mike recently? He lo[…]

Subscribe to The Drake Magazine