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Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:30 pm
by befuddled
I cant seem to locate his board and despite all the shit we threw at each other he was a solid freaking dude in person.

I'm going to be in texas for a while and going to pull the skiff down and thought maybe he would be interested in chasing some reds.

Anybody in touch with him let me know.

Cheers fuckos

Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:21 am
by austrotard
he's probably shooting up a bunch of retards.


see? statements like that prove there is no hell or karma.

happy christmas, fuckos.

Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:15 am
by B.M. Barrelcooker
austrotard wrote:he's probably shooting up a bunch of retards.


see? statements like that prove there is no hell or karma.

happy christmas, fuckos.

solid gold

Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:16 pm
by m.b.
he died.


he and statutory rap were killed in a drug-fueled sex orgy gone wrong.

Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:55 am
by Redchaser
m.b. wrote:he died.


he and statutory rap were killed in a drug-fueled sex orgy gone wrong.
Who was pivot man?

Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:10 am
by m.b.
no idea, but it was a bad deal.

his wife and two of his girlfriends survived, but he and stat rap and one of the midgets didn't make it.

his kids will be fine splitting that big-ass fortune and all, but his poor wife will never be the same, even with all the reconstructive surgery.

in a very weird twist of irony she took up with that tailing permit guy, now lives in a trailer in boise, and constantly bitches about the cold and having to eat pizza all the time.

i guess grief makes people do strange things.

Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:28 pm
by Shufisher
m.b. wrote:he died.


he and statutory rap were killed in a drug-fueled sex orgy gone wrong.
So it appears you'll have to make due with someone smarter and better looking to share some bow time with you...and since that is an easy bill to fill...I'm available.

Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 4:49 pm
by SOBF
no idea, but it was a bad deal.

his wife and two of his girlfriends survived, but he and stat rap and one of the midgets didn't make it.

his kids will be fine splitting that big-ass fortune and all, but his poor wife will never be the same, even with all the reconstructive surgery.

in a very weird twist of irony she took up with that tailing permit guy, now lives in a trailer in boise, and constantly bitches about the cold and having to eat pizza all the time.

i guess grief makes people do strange things
That's some funny shit right there !!!!!!!!

Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:57 am
by befuddled
He's not dead. And his wife isn't in Boise either. The liar. I know this because I had a threesome with Mike and a midget the other night. There wasn't a texan in sight. Well, except for the midget. She didn't like pizza though. She was more into homemade doughnuts. If you haven't been to texas, just trust me, it's thing here.

Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:08 pm
by BigTimber
befuddled wrote:He's not dead. And his wife isn't in Boise either. The liar. I know this because I had a threesome with Mike and a midget the other night. There wasn't a texan in sight. Well, except for the midget. She didn't like pizza though. She was more into homemade doughnuts. If you haven't been to texas, just trust me, it's thing here.
you know how they make the holes?