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Can I believe anything in your newspapers?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 4:12 am
by SA Guy
This just feel accurate the last year or so, I might be wrong though?
A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”

The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”

The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”

The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I am voting for Trump."

The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: “U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”

And that pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days!

Re: Can I believe anything in your newspapers?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:43 pm
by fallen513
Interesting take from the other side of the world. I despise the "media". No matter who it is they are trying to smear, it's always someone. Opinions and hearsay presented as fact to the detriment of more than just a single person. It's a shit stain on the entire country.

Re: Can I believe anything in your newspapers?

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:49 am
by pbrstreetgang
I sometimes believe the coupons.

TIA, China
This Is America (and it kind of sucks a lot right now)

Re: Can I believe anything in your newspapers?

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:50 am
by FormerlyChaseChrome
And some of you suck even more...how's that for "dainty grandstanding"

Hmmmm CREW



noffence to those that are, and always have been all in...
#UknowHuyare

Re: Can I believe anything in your newspapers?

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:41 pm
by Upsetter
Lol. Too fuckin true. :cool

Re: Can I believe anything in your newspapers?

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:23 pm
by fallen513
First harambe, now this.

Re: Can I believe anything in your newspapers?

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:11 pm
by austrotard
I heard the white house is running smoothly. so that's nice.

and that's all I need to know today.

Re: Can I believe anything in your newspapers?

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:37 pm
by Plow
If it was cnn there would have been a sucker punch involved. Too funny.

SAGuy, do you see a lot of this in overseas news reporting?

Re: Can I believe anything in your newspapers?

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 6:52 pm
by befuddled
Wait, in other countries the population isn't informed 100% by facebook memes and talk shows?

Re: Can I believe anything in your newspapers?

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:36 am
by Jon
"Americans born in the United States are more murderous than undocumented immigrants. Fighting words, I know. But why? After all, that’s just what the numbers say.

Still, be honest: you wouldn’t linger over a story with that headline. It’s 'dog bites man.' It’s the norm. And norms aren’t news. Instead, you’ll see two dozen reporters flock to a single burning trash can during an Inauguration protest. The aberrant occurrence is the story you’ll read and the picture you’ll see. It’s news because it’s new.

The problem here is not just that this singling out creates a distorted, fish-eye lens version of what’s really happening. It’s that the human psyche is predisposed to take an aberration—what linguist George Lakoff has called the 'salient exemplar'—and conflate it with the norm."


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