Adams wrote:Shit --looks like your paint-by-numbers supplier prints their numbers really small. . .
Ha... can you believe I flunked art in Kindergarten because I refused to color within the lines!
I like the drawing to be as detailed as possible, so I don't have to worry about anything but value and color while I'm painting.
Top Ten Questions Asked of Artists at Art Shows
10. Ya got any covered bridges (in the Midwest)? [Substitute dolphins on the West Coast, ships in the Northeast, cowboys in the Southwest, seashells in the Southeast.]
(Nope, sold the last one to Wal-Mart, just yesterday.)
9.Do you do portraits from photos?
(Only if you don't have about 30 hours to pose.)
8.How long have you painted?
(I once did one 8 feet long.)
7.Which one is your favourite?
(My next one.)
6.What's the smallest size (read cheapest) painting you do?
(I once painted the entire Sistine Chapel Ceiling on the head of a pin.)
5.How long does it take you to do a painting?
(Depends on what's on TV at the time.)
4.You draw all these yourself?
(Yep, can't get no one else to do them for me.)
3.Do you have a card?
(Yes, how about you? MasterCard would be fine.)
2.Do you have this in a size larger, maybe in brown instead of blue?
(I could special-order you one but it'd cost $100 more and take 60 days.)
1.Could you tell me, which way is to the rest rooms?
(I could, but I like watching you prance around waiting for an answer.)
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"I'm no saint though, nor a judge. Rock that shit good and hard, and on your way out, wipe your dick on the curtains." - Kyner