Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

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Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Post by befuddled » Thu Dec 03, 2015 2:30 pm

I cant seem to locate his board and despite all the shit we threw at each other he was a solid freaking dude in person.

I'm going to be in texas for a while and going to pull the skiff down and thought maybe he would be interested in chasing some reds.

Anybody in touch with him let me know.

Cheers fuckos
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Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Post by austrotard » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:21 am

he's probably shooting up a bunch of retards.


see? statements like that prove there is no hell or karma.

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Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:15 am

austrotard wrote:he's probably shooting up a bunch of retards.


see? statements like that prove there is no hell or karma.

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Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Post by m.b. » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:16 pm

he died.


he and statutory rap were killed in a drug-fueled sex orgy gone wrong.
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Post by Redchaser » Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:55 am

m.b. wrote:he died.


he and statutory rap were killed in a drug-fueled sex orgy gone wrong.
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Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Post by m.b. » Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:10 am

no idea, but it was a bad deal.

his wife and two of his girlfriends survived, but he and stat rap and one of the midgets didn't make it.

his kids will be fine splitting that big-ass fortune and all, but his poor wife will never be the same, even with all the reconstructive surgery.

in a very weird twist of irony she took up with that tailing permit guy, now lives in a trailer in boise, and constantly bitches about the cold and having to eat pizza all the time.

i guess grief makes people do strange things.
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Post by Shufisher » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:28 pm

m.b. wrote:he died.


he and statutory rap were killed in a drug-fueled sex orgy gone wrong.
So it appears you'll have to make due with someone smarter and better looking to share some bow time with you...and since that is an easy bill to fill...I'm available.
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Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Post by SOBF » Wed Dec 09, 2015 4:49 pm

no idea, but it was a bad deal.

his wife and two of his girlfriends survived, but he and stat rap and one of the midgets didn't make it.

his kids will be fine splitting that big-ass fortune and all, but his poor wife will never be the same, even with all the reconstructive surgery.

in a very weird twist of irony she took up with that tailing permit guy, now lives in a trailer in boise, and constantly bitches about the cold and having to eat pizza all the time.

i guess grief makes people do strange things
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Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Post by befuddled » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:57 am

He's not dead. And his wife isn't in Boise either. The liar. I know this because I had a threesome with Mike and a midget the other night. There wasn't a texan in sight. Well, except for the midget. She didn't like pizza though. She was more into homemade doughnuts. If you haven't been to texas, just trust me, it's thing here.
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Re: Anybody seen Monkey Brains?

Post by BigTimber » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:08 pm

befuddled wrote:He's not dead. And his wife isn't in Boise either. The liar. I know this because I had a threesome with Mike and a midget the other night. There wasn't a texan in sight. Well, except for the midget. She didn't like pizza though. She was more into homemade doughnuts. If you haven't been to texas, just trust me, it's thing here.
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