All threads that bitch about new, existing, or old members will be posted/relocated here. Keep this shit off the General forum, because no one wants (or cares) to hear your opinions. Now go back to the other forums and post something worthy of reading.
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By MTgrayling
austrotard wrote:'jesus fucking christ those glasses are filthy... I gotta tell you, I'm pretty embarrassed to be with you right now.'
The world appears more accurate through a haze of human scum.

Hey, good thing my truck is spotless. :wink

Dammit man, I know there's still a decent Caesar salad in America...
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By austrotard
'fair enough, it's a rubbish coon as you say but let's not pretend like you lot wouldn't get all fucking collited if you saw a dead roo.'

"what the fuck did he just say?"

"'fuck... yeah... I uhh... I don't know, man."'

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By Redchaser
"Want me to scrub your back....with my belly?"
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By austrotard
with regard to fishing with others...

'look, I understand that there cannot be something wrong with all these people and the problem must be me. but you have to understand... I just don't give a fuck.'
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By BigTimber
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By cornholio
" Yeah, I’ve worked with some Mexicans. Nice folks, the lot of them. Just don’t let those little bastards borrow your tools, hey. You’ll never get them back."
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By fatman

so there was this large, African-American waitress, wearing construction boots.

she took off her clothes and proceeded to smash Oly cans with her butt cheeks...
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By BigTimber
let's play a game. Guess what's in Mike's pockets.

did he just pull a grinder out of his truck?
who brings a grinder to a bake?
Mike does.
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