[austrotard]

ha ha ha... like he gave a flying fuck, hey.

I wonder if I can buy one of his snadwiches somewhere today.

[Redchaser]

I saw a news story on him this morning, he's still dead.

[west_jay]

Wikipedia: "In a newspaper interview with The Memphis Press Scimitar, Elvis himself was open about the close relationship to his mother. "She was the number-one girl in his life, and he was dedicating his career to her."[1] Throughout her life, "the son would call her by pet names," and they communicated by baby talk.[2] Presley even shared his mother's bed "up until Elvis was a young teen,"[3] simply because the family was so extremely poor that they couldn't afford the luxury of two beds."

lol.

Elvis and Priscilla Ann Beaulieu first met in 1959 while Elvis was stationed in Germany with the U.S. Army. Priscilla was 14 years old when Elvis met her.[39] Elvis' relationships with young women were pointed in "In his love life," by Reuben Fine, who observed that Elvis "quickly became attached to teenage girls, and he loved to have them wearing white panties in bed with him. For a long time he would not have sex with them, whom he described as 'jail bait.'

What's your point?? Dead is dead.

[yard4sale]

No breakfast is more efficient than a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

[Randall Dee]

He just ripped off Big Mama who recorded Hound Dog first. But hey, let's sell the white boy version. I'm relatively certain she could have kicked his ass. Although when he was showing his karate moves to Ali he was pretty convincing. I'd say he was at least as good a martial artist as David Carradine.

[canook]

The Great Usurper