limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by pbrstreetgang » Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:15 pm

Lando wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:28 pm
Evanston? Why the fuck would anyone want to go to Evanston?
Great question - almost a zen koan, actually.

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:56 pm

peebs,

I'm going to punch your on your nose.
very slow but hard.

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pbrstreetgang wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:15 pm
zen koan
canuckian fella... wrote hallelujah.
I know what goes on.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by pbrstreetgang » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:15 am

Clever Clogs...
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:25 pm

apart from kicking it really fucking hard how does one get a dog to stop licking oneself?

he's a very licky dog. worse than yard's, hey.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by Honyuk96 » Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:52 am

Cayenne pepper you shmuck

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by root wad » Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:27 pm

austrotard wrote:
Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:25 pm
how does one get a dog to stop licking oneself?
Perhaps try licking him back and see how he likes it.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by fatman » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:50 pm

austrotard wrote:
Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:25 pm
apart from kicking it really fucking hard how does one get a dog to stop licking oneself?

he's a very licky dog. worse than yard's, hey.
somebody's jealous :wink

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by yard4sale » Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:56 pm

The key is where you put the peanut butter.
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by BigTimber » Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:45 am

yard4sale wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:56 pm
The key is where you put the peanut butter.
speaking from experience?
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:49 am

I bust a cap in yo ass...
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whoa whoa whoa... why the fuck did you shoot that guy fo?

I bust a cap in yo ass...
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sing along.
come on... you wrote the fucking words for fuck's sake.

I bust a cap in yo ass...
I bust a cap in yo ass...
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it should be an anthem. an anthem one could fucking kneel to.

I bust a cap in yo ass...
I bust a cap in yo ass...
I bust a cap in yo ass...
I bust a cap in yo ass...
amen! and gawd save 'merka, folks.


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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:57 am

things drakians should know...

eg: why mitch eats like a mouse when in merka.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabino ... s_syndrome


maybe that's how I wore out my velkommen, hey. :vomit
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by fatman » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:14 pm

HTFU, man :smile
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