[fallen513]

They’re a conquered people. Time to get over it.

[Redchaser]

"did you cream?"

At least it was a chick asking me that.

[LA Fly Guy]

Fatman - "What we need is a full dress salmon fly for the tenkaro rod"

[Redchaser]

"I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.

[Ruddy Duck]

"I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.

If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.

[LA Fly Guy]

"I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.

If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.

At least he got his food. One of the steaks didn't come out at the same time as all the others. I wonder why.

[Redchaser]

"I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.

If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.

I eat lunch with Mike about once a week, I worry about how much spit, Jizz and Pubes I've consumed on his behalf..

[LA Fly Guy]

"I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.

If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.

I eat lunch with Mike about once a week, I worry about how much spit, Jizz and Pubes I've consumed on his behalf..

Your immune system should be pretty strong by this point from all that you've ingested.

A good gravy can cover the taste of a lot of things.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

shit. today is my wedding anniversary. let me borrow your phone.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

'oh, fuck.'
"what is it?"
'april vokey's here.'

later

'so I haven't seen her today. perhaps she fishes with the bishes?..'
"fuck knows. she came back last night. I sat around a table with her and morsie."
'did you tell her who you were travelling with?'
"ha ha... no" he laughed "fuck me, no."

[mitch aka 2 fish]

this would never happen in a nazi germany.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

'just like I said twice before... I am never coming to this cunt of a country again.'