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By Average Joe
[quote="mitch aka 2 fish" post_id=692469 time=1550011014 user_id=1397]


That's a slight improvement over the Grateful Dead.

But not by much.
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By Average Joe
At least we had nice weather.
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Beer is not part of the keto diet.
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Neither is hot chocolate and rum, or so I was told.
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By D-nymph
Jose' prefers Tupac to NWA or WuTang but would rather none of the above, truth be told. I'm not sure he likes music at all, actually.
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By mitch aka 2 fish
if you listen very carefully in his truck you can hear mozart on a loop but it's really low.
he says that's how mozart would have wanted it. the weirdo.
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Average Joe wrote: Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:21 pm
mitch aka 2 fish wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:35 pm confession: there's no fucking way I gave jose this much grief. even when I was dying.
There were some similarities, and there were some differences.

You smoked weed and listened to the Grateful Dead while I was driving, whereas he talked. I’m not sure which I found more annoying.

He complained about my driving while I was driving, whereas you waited to complain about my driving until long after we’d safely arrived. After is better.

You both brought me Cuban cigars.

He didn't get sick.

Neither of you like to walk.

Because of this diet he’s on, and because of his disdain for fast food, I’d classify him as a fussy eater. You’re just a fussy eater.

You both caught fish.

Both trips required a lot of time, money, and effort on my part, and I felt exhausted afterwards.

I’d host you both again, but not anytime soon.

The guy was near death when I hosted him as well, honestly, Bubble Boy levels of sniffles, sneezing, hacking, and eyes watering. It's all starting to make sense. It was all he could do to stay up until 9PM. Mitch, AKA 15 Box of Kleenex,
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By mitch aka 2 fish
confession: departs tomorrow, cnuts.

relates: could this be a tickle at the back of my throat?

elates: pass us that box of 'kleenex'...
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By mitch aka 2 fish

like norcal but different indigenous.
ours have more teeth but jump off smaller bridges.

lates: it's just a head-cold. nothing to alarm.

sate: I'm horseshitting. I feel a seppo 150%.
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By Lando
I can totally see Bwian and Mitch at this event....
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By mitch aka 2 fish

confession: departs 09:45

relates: mtice takes a big ol' swig of marijuana juice, 06:40

elates: my breathe smells of coconut oil.

lates: and weed.

tale: anything in my teeth?
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