yard4sale wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:43 amPt 1- 2nd grade teacher for me- nun at Catholic schoolSLSS wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:15 amNot to worry. I’m on “soccertots “ coaching duty instead. Sure wish I could get my ass kicked by those fish again. Seems like my fishing is defined more by the fish I don’t catch than those I do these days.
Confession: I have 3 memories of kids soccer.
The best was the super hot red head girl coach. Holly. It was before puberty but somehow I knew she was super hot.
The worst: it was the 80s and short shorts were the go to. I remember a coaching session sitting “Indian style” and my dad the head coach’s balls were hanging out. I heard about it from the rest of the team all year. Thank god they didn’t have coed teams back then.
Funniest: we had a super timid kid. He had some skills but just locked up in games One game my pops got tired of it and after he let 2 kids dribble past him he substituted the kid for a cone. He literally went out and put a cone in the spot said kid was playing and told the refs they were good to go. The refs ejected him but the funny part is that kid got it and was really good after that.
Pt 2- I wasn't even there and now can't unsee that, so I'll be giving you shit anyway.
And finally C- kids get it when they get it. Coaching soccer was frustrating mostly because of parents, fun because of the kids.
when I fall, I am still cold and wet, but much more stylishly dressed. as my hat disappears in the riffle- flybug.pa
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