[fatman]

I had a twelve inch Maglite in my right hand and a wading staff in my left.

were you wearing waders?

[fly-chucker]

I had a twelve inch Maglite in my right hand and a wading staff in my left.

were you wearing waders?

And he wonders why no one would look at him

[Average Joe]

The forecast called for rain, and it's a two mile walk to the train station, so Helly Hansen rubber bibs and a camo duck jacket rounded out the ensemble.

Now that I think about it, an outfit like that screams "Crazy!" in these parts, so midget man probably thought I was one of his kin.

[SLSS]

The guy screamed, “FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” and then spat on some Asian dude.

Then he ran into the next car.

All of the other passengers continued to sleep or stare at their phones, like nothing happened.

Even the Asian dude.

Four more weeks of this horseshit, and then it’s back to day-drinking on the patio.

It's more and more clear, that the only reason I continue to like people is that I rarely deal with them.

Day drinking sounds more and more appealing, too.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

cuntfession: did the right thing getting taxis and shit, got rip roaring jrunk at my chrimbo doo.

relates: left my specs somewhere, prolly in said taxis...

elates: so now I'm going to rob someone.

lates: church of satan says "is okay, mr. mitch".

sate: carte blanche.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

night time relates: hiy huw's if goink, lads? P cannnae see for shite.

fnl.

[CC Riebeeck]

night time relates: hiy huw's if goink, lads? P cannnae see for shite.

fnl.

Specs stolen by ghey Danish architect...
Just so you know...he’s got the look

[mitch aka 2 fish]

I'll pay that as well.

fuck.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

confession: bought the cheapest frames in the house.

relates: clark kunts.

elates: last pair was $937

lates: this pair? $530

sate: fuck the fuck right off.

[Average Joe]

https://www.eyebuydirect.com/eyeglasses/cheap

[mitch aka 2 fish]

there wasn't a gender I was comfortable with.
I've made some complaints online and they should be out of business by the end of the day.

[Average Joe]

https://www.zennioptical.com/b/u6.95-glasses